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Dialers Remorse 

The feeling of dread that overcomes you when seeing your call history after a night of heavy drinking!
Roy- Ah craaaaap!
Harvey – Whats a matter bro?
Roy – I just looked at my phone and I called Rhonda 6 times last night.
Harvey – That’s dialers remorse you drunk dialing retard!!!

ditherspoon 

a cross between dithering and being a spoon =]

see nervy spaz
person 1: "OMGZ LEMONS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA *twitch*

person 2: "O_o wow what a ditherspoon"
ditherspoon by omgzlolzwtfzkriss October 1, 2006

Anton Ditlevsen

Anton Ditlevsen is a human beyond everyone else, hes proberbly the best handball player to ever exist and so in every other sport. He has the biggest dick according to sources (Penis in hindi). if ever in doubt, just know Anton is there to save the day. Btw he is the future king of Denmark and if not, atleast the King of Ebberup.
Anton Ditlevsen is the King of Denmark
messed up boobs.
(ex:ones bigger than the other, wierd nippples, lobsidedness,weird color, etc.)
unattractive boobs basically
"dayummm!!!that girls got some ditters!"
ditters by rimmey.martin February 14, 2009

ditherspaz  

spaz attack, complete breakdown, generally acting like a complete fuckwad but only temporarily spaz attack breakdown meltdown
jeez, man, don't have a ditherspaz , its only a cup of beer after all...
ditherspaz by rockhead.the.rabbit December 9, 2008
Nickname given to Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin for his tendency to dither over words.
Dithers was in top form during last night's debate.
Dithers by Colombianbrew July 28, 2008
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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