D.D.W.

Distance Does Wonders - when you spot a person of the opposite sex from afar that may strike your interest due to an attractive physique. However, once you move in closer to investigate, you notice the funkiness of the persons face.
It is also known as "good from afar, but far from good" or if you're in desperate need of a nut it can be a preface to a one bagger.

whoa. check her out, across the street!! she looks amazing... we'll catch her at the next light.

damn... she's D.D.W.

by giggah what? August 29, 2007

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D.D.W.R

Double Dipped in Work Repelent

Don't bother asking Ray, he's D.D.W.R. and wont help you.

by Dossell April 9, 2008

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A.W.D.D.

Acronym for Attention Whore Deficit Disorder

Guy A : Dude! Have you seen that video of me I just uploaded yet?
Guy B : Did you seriously just drive 30 miles to tell me that?
Guy A : Well? Have you?
Guy B : Man, you've got A.W.D.D. Get some help, but first get the hell outta here.

by Big Bear #2 February 14, 2010

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Driving While Drowsy- the act of driving when you are tired. Cops get super pissed, when you do this.

Guy 1: hey man can you give us a lift to the mall?
Guy 2: no way man I'm tired as fuck and don't want to get a D.W.D.

by nickatnite1891 December 9, 2009

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What Would Dexter Do

Dexter the Showtime series main protaganist, basically how would he kill his next victim...W.W.D.D.

by BW9 December 17, 2008

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D.D.T.W.

D.D.T.W.-" disabled due to weight"
An individual who has become disabled because of morbid obesity. They usually require a wheelchair, scooter or oxygen.

Man, did you see that D.D.T.W. in Golden Coral? He must weighed 5 bills!

by Rookie Sensation July 9, 2021

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