Dumbledore

The most badass wizard to ever live. He won a duel against Gellert fucking Grindelwald, was named the most powerful wizard of his time, and was even headmaster of Hogwarts for a while, until he ordered Severus Snape to kill him because he fucked up his hand on a ring - one of Voldemort's horcruxes - which he destroyed. Like a boss.

Harry: I'm Dumbledore's man through and through.

by Tom M Riddle May 4, 2011

Dumbledore

A biased bitch who only cares about the Gryffindors.

Dumbledore is such an asshole! Can you believe he gave Gryffindor 500 points? We Slytherin should have won that House Cup!

by The Slytherin Queen February 12, 2019

Dumbledore

AN ASSHOLE WHO LEFT HARRY IN AN ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD WHICH IN NO WAY IS ACCEPTABLE

Jai: On a scale of Justin Beiber to Dumbledore, how much of an asshole is he?

Emmah: Dumbledore level of assholity.

by NON-BINARY SENTIENT BEING May 23, 2018

Dumbledore

An old fashioned word for a bee (bumble bee) used predominantly in Dorset, UK

I stread on a dumbledore (I stood on a bee)

by Mekon666 April 28, 2009

Dumbledore

To be gay. IE The act of being gay.

Dood! I the hotel lists the pornos you watched, your so dumbledore.

Tyler: I saw you fist that handsome young strapping apple core down the street, you so dumbledore!

Andre: Why?

by "The Icon" Tyclar November 6, 2007

Dumbledore

Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Thinks he is the puppet master.

Likes: endangering or otherwise harming children, manipulating people, hiring unstable, dangerous or psychologically scarring teachers, shagging other guys

Dislikes: Voldemort (he's jealous!)

AKA Dumbledoofus.

Wow, Dumbledore sure was a jerk for making Harry move in with the Dursleys.

by MetallicGirl June 8, 2018

Dumbledore

IS GAY!
(and apparently in love with Grindevald
XD

Dumbledore.....
Grindevald.....

WHAT?!
Wow, the Christians will lov this.... hahahahahahahaha

by Nonyo Binness November 8, 2007