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cuntsuelo 

Midget Mexican prostitute. Named so due to the inherent proximity of their naughty bits to the ground.
Jon: 'Hey check out that extremely short latina'
Jim: 'Yo guy, that cuntsuelo is just a common street walker...'
cuntsuelo by R Roc October 9, 2008

cunteloupe 

A melon used as a masturbatory device. See melonball.
The man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe.
cunteloupe by Cuntoleezza Rice January 19, 2007

Cuntsultant

One who is a consultant and also a cunt. Highly prevalent in the pharma/healthcare consulting industry.
Sarabvijay: The work we've paid this consultancy for is a pile of shit. We've literally jizzed $500k up the wall.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.
Cuntsultant by RandyRhoads84 May 20, 2020

cuntsmeller 

1. A person who gets off smelling cunts.
2. Derogatory insult.
1. Ray loves being a cuntsmeller, dude is sick.
2. Fuck off, you pathetic cuntsmeller!
cuntsmeller by BlaineRick January 8, 2007

cuntmelon 

cuntmelon is basically a fuckboi+an asshole+a disrespectful close minded arrogant little cunt

sums up this generation of kids
So I was walking down the hallway, and this cuntmelon from yesterday tried talking to me. asshole cunt douche bag
cuntmelon by lolololololhiguys November 12, 2015

gnarly consuelos 

when you titty fuck a chick backwards and she gives you a rimjob at the same time.
Francesca's cleavage exposing dress lead to a great gnarly consuelos opportunity.
gnarly consuelos by yu sun March 30, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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