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cuntmelon

cuntmelon is basically a fuckboi+an asshole+a disrespectful close minded arrogant little cunt

sums up this generation of kids
So I was walking down the hallway, and this cuntmelon from yesterday tried talking to me. asshole cunt douche bag
by lolololololhiguys November 12, 2015
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cunteloupe

A melon used as a masturbatory device. See melonball.
The man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 19, 2007
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Cuntmongler

A rather promiscuous male with the ability to communicate and, through strict meditation or indifference, become one with the cunt. Typically found in darker areas of commute, these rare specimen hunt typically in the late night and early daytime hours, stalking their prey.
Girl 1:"Did you see that guy downtown last night at the pub?"

Girl 2: "Yeah, that's Rick, he's a mean Cuntmongler. Watch out for him or you might find your panties wrapped around your ankles faster than you can say 'Hi, my name is...'".
by The Cumdumpster January 7, 2016
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cunteroni

A term used to describe an extra bitchy female that sounds less offensive than saying cunt but is really just as bad in meaning. By choosing this word, you are decreasing the chance that other girls around you will get pissed at you for insulting their entire sex. And it's funny cause it rhymes with macaroni. Who can get mad at that? It's adorable.
This bitch in Mandees was pissing me off big time but I was sexually outnumbered so I chose my words carefully and called her a cunteroni. It was great, the other girls just laughed and agreed. I still shielded my balls though, just in case.
by JoeMoe November 15, 2007
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Cuntmeleon

An unlikable person who changes his/her interests based on who they are with.
(Hybrid word formed by joining cunt and chameleon together.)
Wow Melissa! You once said you hated raquette ball, quit being such a cuntmeleon!
by Quality_Control April 16, 2009
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cuntmonkey

Someone who is so completely despicable they transcend being a dickhead and can only be described by this term.
Omigod, <insert suitably stupid name here> just called me a slut! He is such a cuntmonkey.
by Elle-Belle February 8, 2007
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cuntmonkey

1. an extremely annoying, disgusting person
2. a weird looking 2ft tall monkey with a vagina for a face
'oh. dude. you're such a fucking cuntmonkey.'
by Jamie December 2, 2003
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