cunteloupe
cunteloupe by Cuntoleezza Rice January 19, 2007
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cunteloupe
Girl 1: "Can I like, borrow these shoes? I have a hot date tonight."
Girl 2: "No! They're my favorite pair. Besides, like, your feet are too big."
Girl 1: "Whatever... cunteloupe."
Girl 2: "No! They're my favorite pair. Besides, like, your feet are too big."
Girl 1: "Whatever... cunteloupe."
cunteloupe by Internet Black Knight October 24, 2010
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broken cantaloupe
A juicy wet pussy kind of looks like a broken cantaloupe either cut in half or smashed on the floor with the seeds hanging all over the place
broken cantaloupe by Club April 11, 2015
cuntaloupe
Thirty years ago my cousin Jim was about 18 and he came home about 4 in the morning, and he was kind of drunk, and his Dad was standing there in the kitchen and Jim said, "Dad, do we have any cuntaloupe?" and his Dad said, "Jim, you've been hanging around Andy too much"
cuntaloupe by andy1 June 11, 2005
Cantelope
Cantelope by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022
cantaloupe weenie
During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.
"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."
cantaloupe weenie by mcslezzy March 6, 2009
cuntelope
After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.
cuntelope by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011
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