cuntslop

Slang : The mixture of female and male cum that drains out of a woman's vagina after intercource.

Man, after I fucked Tina, this huge flood of cuntslop came rushing out.

by Bel4sucks May 12, 2004

Cuntslop

A member of the UK Independence Party - the more senior, the greater the slop. A probably derogatory term meaning "homophobic xenophobic fascist with a comically ludicrous grasp on philosophy, politics or history, but frighteningly widely endorsed by an ill-educated zombie electorate unconsciously labouring under the yoke of sensationalist irrational right wing media". From the Latin, Cuntus Nigellum (approximately: a bad person) and Slop (stinking discharge).

That Nigel Farage is the ultimate cuntslop, don't you think?

by Another Poet May 22, 2014

cuntslap

A small friendly tap on a vagina as in a way of congratulating.

I cuntslapped Mary on her wonderful work, and was mysteriously fired from my job weeks later.

by dengaNJ March 15, 2004

cunt slop

liquid from the vagina consisting of period blood, skin flakes, scabs, ass grizzle that formed on the cooch, pubic shavings, tampon remnants, part of a dead fetus, cum crust, a tooth, herpes juice, a tar-like substance formed by not douching, a used condom, mold spores, and pus that leaked out of vaginal warts that resemble the orcs from lord of the rings. cunt slop has a sour smell and gritty texture, the smell is compareable to dog farts mixed with warheads candy, cat litter, death, dirty diapers, burnt hair and rotten lemons. cunt slop has a rancid taste that resembles the anus of a vulture and dinosaur puke and is usually a thick black in color or a dark reddish brown

The squoolz soup looks like your moms cunt slop

by The Black Panther 69 January 12, 2010

cuntslow

1. If you are a cuntslow, you are aware of the definition. It is a trait that is birthed, not taught.

2. See pussy magnet.

JoJo and Scot are such cuntslows, it's so sexy; Malik, is certainly not.

by Scot Fenton November 3, 2007

cuntslapper

A female who masturbates. ie. (slapping her cunt). Could be considered the female counterpart to a wanker. Its even more humorous to call your friend a "cuntslapper" than a "wanker" because it also implies that he's a female, and has a cunt that he enjoys slapping.

"hey joe, you cuntslapper! get in the car before we leave you behind!"

Person 1: "we had the week off of school, and the coaches still made us come to practice the whole week"

Person 2: "aww....fuckin cuntslappers"

by sonny_bfd December 5, 2009

cuntelope

Affectionate term for your produce-playmate

After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.

by vegen eviserator January 25, 2011