Cuntsuelo

Formal term for a Spanish woman with no legs. Also, sometimes loosely used to describe Spanish female 'little persons'.

The surfer entered the ocean as a senorita but, after a tragic shark attack left her legless, she left the water a cuntsuelo.

by bgfrog May 20, 2020

cuntsuelo

Midget Mexican prostitute. Named so due to the inherent proximity of their naughty bits to the ground.

Jon: 'Hey check out that extremely short latina'
Jim: 'Yo guy, that cuntsuelo is just a common street walker...'

by R Roc October 9, 2008

cunteloupe

A melon used as a masturbatory device. See melonball.

The man gravy inside revealed that the watermelon had been used as a cunteloupe.

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 19, 2007

Cuntsultant

One who is a consultant and also a cunt. Highly prevalent in the pharma/healthcare consulting industry.

Sarabvijay: The work we've paid this consultancy for is a pile of shit. We've literally jizzed $500k up the wall.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.

by RandyRhoads84 May 20, 2020

cuntsmeller

1. A person who gets off smelling cunts.
2. Derogatory insult.

1. Ray loves being a cuntsmeller, dude is sick.
2. Fuck off, you pathetic cuntsmeller!

by BlaineRick January 8, 2007

cuntmelon

cuntmelon is basically a fuckboi+an asshole+a disrespectful close minded arrogant little cunt

sums up this generation of kids

So I was walking down the hallway, and this cuntmelon from yesterday tried talking to me. asshole cunt douche bag

by lolololololhiguys November 12, 2015

gnarly consuelos

when you titty fuck a chick backwards and she gives you a rimjob at the same time.

Francesca's cleavage exposing dress lead to a great gnarly consuelos opportunity.

by yu sun March 30, 2009