RandyRhoads84's definitions

Jerking From Home

The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.

Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office?
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home

Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something

Michael: You're not too far off the mark...

by RandyRhoads84 June 17, 2020

Glistening bead

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.

Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.

by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020

Operation Jewtree

UK police investigation into historical allegations of sexual abuse carried out by Rabbi's in Synagogues in the 70s.

Rabbi Goldmann has been arrested under operation Jewtree!

by RandyRhoads84 October 21, 2022

The Bigg Apple

Tongue in cheek name for Biggleswade, a sleepy town in Bedfordshire, England,

House prices are much lower in Biggleswade than Manhattan, the difference between The Big Apple and The Bigg Apple is more than meets the eye.

by RandyRhoads84 January 23, 2021

Masacerena

The dance done by Palestinians after they kick and spit on the bodies of tortured, raped and murdered Israeli civilians, after denying that the October 7th massacre ever took place. See also gazalighting

Despite the horror that Hamas has brought upon them by way of Israeli retaliation, those Palestinians are still doing the masacerena by that Toyota pickup truck containing Shani Louk's mutilated body.

by RandyRhoads84 December 17, 2023

Masacerena

The dance done by Palestinians after they kick and spit on the bodies of tortured, raped and murdered Israeli civilians, after denying that the October 7th massacre ever took place. See also gazalighting

Despite the horror that Hamas has brought upon them by way of Israeli mutilation, those Palestinians are still doing the masacerena by that Toyota pickup truck containing Shani Louk's mutilated body.

by RandyRhoads84 December 17, 2023

Band of muthas

A group of cunts, usually a toxic employer.

They may be the number one CRO, but they are a band of muthas!

by RandyRhoads84 January 10, 2021