RandyRhoads84's definitions

Consultants of Swing

Specialist consultants brought in to tip the balance of vital swing stages during elections.

The Donald: We're down in the polls, bring in the consultants of swing for Florida.
Advisor: I'm on it

The Donald: Remember, no Russians. NO COLUSION.

by RandyRhoads84 May 21, 2020

Chubbthumping

When a person has a fetish for having sex with fat girls.

Duncan: What did you get up to last night?
Woolhead: I had sex with a fat bird.
Duncan: Ah, you were out Chubbthumping again.

by RandyRhoads84 September 5, 2021

Cuntsultant

One who is a consultant and also a cunt. Highly prevalent in the pharma/healthcare consulting industry.

Sarabvijay: The work we've paid this consultancy for is a pile of shit. We've literally jizzed $500k up the wall.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.

by RandyRhoads84 May 20, 2020

Global Swarming

The inevitable outcome of when global warming becomes catastrophic, society falls apart and those with sense move to the far northern or southern reaches of the globe, in search of a habitable environment.

Reykjavik never used to be this crowded, that's global swarming for you

by RandyRhoads84 October 15, 2023

Head off, like a bad circumcision

Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021

Modern shart

Accidental shit that was wrongly anticipated to be a fart, which when left to dry forms a sometimes interesting crusted pattern on underwear.

Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.

Those scotch bonnets last night led to accidental sharting earlier. I nearly threw away my Calvin Kleins! Luckily I had the sense to dry them on the radiator and sell the result for six figures on ebay to this insane art dealer. who thought the image looked like the last supper. I call in modern shart!

by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020

Nonce sense

A person with an uncanny ability to spot a nonce (paedophile) on first site.

I always thought Jimmy Savile was a paedo. My nonce sense was off the chart.

by RandyRhoads84 September 14, 2021