RandyRhoads84's definitions
When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.
Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020
Get the Glistening beadmug. Duncan: What did you get up to last night?
Woolhead: I had sex with a fat bird.
Duncan: Ah, you were out Chubbthumping again.
Woolhead: I had sex with a fat bird.
Duncan: Ah, you were out Chubbthumping again.
by RandyRhoads84 September 5, 2021
Get the Chubbthumpingmug. A hymn like prayer/chant that project managers use when pleading with the gods that they've chosen the right amount of slack and that their plans are delivered on time and to cost.
Based on the traditional Indian hymn - Govinda (Jaya Jaya) - made famous by Kula Shaker.
Based on the traditional Indian hymn - Govinda (Jaya Jaya) - made famous by Kula Shaker.
Michael: just finished my project plan, going to pray it's delivered to spec. (Starts chanting Govinda Jira Jira)
Steve W: Fingers crossed, otherwise that prick Mark will give you hell . Govinda Jira Jira
Steve W: Fingers crossed, otherwise that prick Mark will give you hell . Govinda Jira Jira
by RandyRhoads84 June 9, 2021
Get the Govinda Jira Jiramug. The dance done by Palestinians after they kick and spit on the bodies of tortured, raped and murdered Israeli civilians, after denying that the October 7th massacre ever took place. See also gazalighting
Despite the horror that Hamas has brought upon them by way of Israeli mutilation, those Palestinians are still doing the masacerena by that Toyota pickup truck containing Shani Louk's mutilated body.
by RandyRhoads84 December 17, 2023
Get the Masacerenamug. by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021
Get the Head off, like a bad circumcisionmug. The inevitable outcome of when global warming becomes catastrophic, society falls apart and those with sense move to the far northern or southern reaches of the globe, in search of a habitable environment.
by RandyRhoads84 October 15, 2023
Get the Global Swarmingmug. One who is a consultant and also a cunt. Highly prevalent in the pharma/healthcare consulting industry.
Sarabvijay: The work we've paid this consultancy for is a pile of shit. We've literally jizzed $500k up the wall.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.
by RandyRhoads84 May 20, 2020
Get the Cuntsultantmug.