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by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021
Get the Head off, like a bad circumcision mug.UK police investigation into historical allegations of sexual abuse carried out by Rabbi's in Synagogues in the 70s.
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Get the Operation Jewtree mug.House prices are much lower in Biggleswade than Manhattan, the difference between The Big Apple and The Bigg Apple is more than meets the eye.
by RandyRhoads84 January 23, 2021
Get the The Bigg Apple mug.A hymn like prayer/chant that project managers use when pleading with the gods that they've chosen the right amount of slack and that their plans are delivered on time and to cost.
Based on the traditional Indian hymn - Govinda (Jaya Jaya) - made famous by Kula Shaker.
Based on the traditional Indian hymn - Govinda (Jaya Jaya) - made famous by Kula Shaker.
Michael: just finished my project plan, going to pray it's delivered to spec. (Starts chanting Govinda Jira Jira)
Steve W: Fingers crossed, otherwise that prick Mark will give you hell . Govinda Jira Jira
Steve W: Fingers crossed, otherwise that prick Mark will give you hell . Govinda Jira Jira
by RandyRhoads84 June 9, 2021
Get the Govinda Jira Jira mug.The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.
Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office?
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home
Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something
Michael: You're not too far off the mark...
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home
Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something
Michael: You're not too far off the mark...
by RandyRhoads84 June 17, 2020
Get the Jerking From Home mug.Accidental shit that was wrongly anticipated to be a fart, which when left to dry forms a sometimes interesting crusted pattern on underwear.
Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.
Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.
Those scotch bonnets last night led to accidental sharting earlier. I nearly threw away my Calvin Kleins! Luckily I had the sense to dry them on the radiator and sell the result for six figures on ebay to this insane art dealer. who thought the image looked like the last supper. I call in modern shart!
by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020
Get the Modern shart mug.Nick: why did you break up with Mal?
Stella: because he stuck his cock in Haz's wookey hole
Nick: I see. I guess that's why she's called Haz - because everyone has.
Stella: because he stuck his cock in Haz's wookey hole
Nick: I see. I guess that's why she's called Haz - because everyone has.
by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020
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