Definitions by RandyRhoads84

Shiteanic

The unsinkable turd

You’d need an iceberg to sink that, it’s the Shiteanic!!

Shiteanic by RandyRhoads84 February 19, 2026

The Eps Files

Responsible for the downfall of Andrew and Mandelson, and probably countless others

I bet Andrew regrets emailing that nonce Epstein with state secrets, as has been laid bare in the Eps files

The Eps Files by RandyRhoads84 February 19, 2026

Capitalist tennis 

Where two tennis players start on an 'even footing', and the strongest player serves first. Each time the weakest player loses a game, they have to down a double gin & tonic, thus progressively getting weaker.

Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!

Capitalist tennis by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024

Malibu Akbar 

Malibu is the greatest, derived from Allahu Akbar, meaning God is the greatest.

Harsh: Did you see the Barbie movie?
Imad: Yes, it was the top grossing film in 2023. Malibu Akbar

Malibu Akbar by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2023

I got you Abe 

When Western Israeli allies step in to provide support to Israel after the latest Hamas terror attack.

Benjamin Netanyahu: Hamas extremists massacred over 1200 innocent Israelis during the October 7th attacks. Israel is surrounded by enemies.

President Biden: I got you Abe

I got you Abe by RandyRhoads84 December 24, 2023

It wasn't me 

Hit 90s song by Shaggy, and also general stance taken by Hamas and wider Palestinians on the October 7th massacre, despite the perpetrators having filmed themselves commiting the atrocities and sharing videos on social media.

War criminal lawyer: This time and date stamped CCTV footage clearly shows you and your accomplice coldly gunning down an elderly Israeli in his Kibbutz.
Hamas war criminal: It wasn't me

It wasn't me by RandyRhoads84 December 19, 2023

Masacerena

A dance performed by hamas militants and everyday Palestinians, to the tune of Macarena, as they spit on and otherwise desecrate tortured and/or killed Israeli civilian hostages. See also #gazalighting, for when the perpetrators later deny a massacre ever took place, and blame the victims.

Terrorist 1: Is that Macarena playing on terrorist FM?
Terrorist 2: Yes, let's drag out a dead and raped female Israeli, dance the masacerena over her body and invite brainwashed locals to desecrate her body
Terrorist 1: Allahu Akbar!

Masacerena by RandyRhoads84 December 19, 2023