RandyRhoads84's definitions

Jerking From Home

The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.

Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office?
Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home

Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something

Michael: You're not too far off the mark...

by RandyRhoads84 June 17, 2020

Head off, like a bad circumcision

Self explanatory.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

Dave: Ready to shoot off?
Nick: Yep. Let's head off, like a bad circumcision.

by RandyRhoads84 June 23, 2021

I got you Abe

When Western Israeli allies step in to provide support to Israel after the latest Hamas terror attack.

Benjamin Netanyahu: Hamas extremists massacred over 1200 innocent Israelis during the October 7th attacks. Israel is surrounded by enemies.

President Biden: I got you Abe

by RandyRhoads84 December 24, 2023

It wasn't me

Hit 90s song by Shaggy, and also general stance taken by Hamas and wider Palestinians on the October 7th massacre, despite the perpetrators having filmed themselves commiting the atrocities and sharing videos on social media.

War criminal lawyer: This time and date stamped CCTV footage clearly shows you and your accomplice coldly gunning down an elderly Israeli in his Kibbutz.
Hamas war criminal: It wasn't me

by RandyRhoads84 December 19, 2023

Chubbthumping

When a person has a fetish for having sex with fat girls.

Duncan: What did you get up to last night?
Woolhead: I had sex with a fat bird.
Duncan: Ah, you were out Chubbthumping again.

by RandyRhoads84 September 5, 2021

Malibu Akbar

Malibu is the greatest, derived from Allahu Akbar, meaning God is the greatest.

Harsh: Did you see the Barbie movie?
Imad: Yes, it was the top grossing film in 2023. Malibu Akbar

by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2023

Glistening bead

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.

Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.

by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020