RandyRhoads84's definitions

Govinda Jira Jira

A hymn like prayer/chant that project managers use when pleading with the gods that they've chosen the right amount of slack and that their plans are delivered on time and to cost.

Based on the traditional Indian hymn - Govinda (Jaya Jaya) - made famous by Kula Shaker.

Michael: just finished my project plan, going to pray it's delivered to spec. (Starts chanting Govinda Jira Jira)
Steve W: Fingers crossed, otherwise that prick Mark will give you hell . Govinda Jira Jira

by RandyRhoads84 June 9, 2021

Glistening bead

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.

Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.

by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020

Cuntsultant

One who is a consultant and also a cunt. Highly prevalent in the pharma/healthcare consulting industry.

Sarabvijay: The work we've paid this consultancy for is a pile of shit. We've literally jizzed $500k up the wall.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.

by RandyRhoads84 May 20, 2020

Global Swarming

The inevitable outcome of when global warming becomes catastrophic, society falls apart and those with sense move to the far northern or southern reaches of the globe, in search of a habitable environment.

Reykjavik never used to be this crowded, that's global swarming for you

by RandyRhoads84 October 15, 2023

I got you Abe

When Western Israeli allies step in to provide support to Israel after the latest Hamas terror attack.

Benjamin Netanyahu: Hamas extremists massacred over 1200 innocent Israelis during the October 7th attacks. Israel is surrounded by enemies.

President Biden: I got you Abe

by RandyRhoads84 December 24, 2023

It wasn't me

Hit 90s song by Shaggy, and also general stance taken by Hamas and wider Palestinians on the October 7th massacre, despite the perpetrators having filmed themselves commiting the atrocities and sharing videos on social media.

War criminal lawyer: This time and date stamped CCTV footage clearly shows you and your accomplice coldly gunning down an elderly Israeli in his Kibbutz.
Hamas war criminal: It wasn't me

by RandyRhoads84 December 19, 2023

Gashback

When you spend obscene money on dating, and are finally rewarded by securing some gash.

After dating 5 women, I finally got some sex. 20% gashback!

by RandyRhoads84 December 21, 2020