Someone else's bonzai tree

Especially relevant in big companies. When you develop an intricate, sought after skill set, but never rise to the level that was possible from your early potential, that may have been/still could be achievable elsewhere.
Zach has a PhD from an ivy league college, and has built enviable experience, but has never risen above director level in the blue chip company he works for. He's become little more than someone else's bonzai tree, and should probably leave, in order to become a red wood.
by RandyRhoads84 October 23, 2023
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Hotel Rwanda

A 2004 film, also a sarcastic name for the refugee camp that some asylum seekers in the UK will be sent to in Rwanda.
Steve W: Where are Jitnesh and his family? Michael C: They've been sent to Hotel Rwanda. Steve W: About time! The Rwanda scheme had cost the taxpayer hundreds of millions, with no asylum seekers deported Michael C: Yep. I hear that in the Hotel Rwanda, you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
by RandyRhoads84 January 17, 2024
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Up the bumble

When you meet a girl on the bumble dating app and successfully secure anal.
Michael: What did you do last night Lawrence? Lawrence: I met up with this eastern european bird from bumble and took her up the arse. Michael: Up the bumble, The holy grail!
by RandyRhoads84 November 27, 2020
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Glistening bead

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.
Johnny: what did you get up to last night? Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020
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Jerking From Home

The art of telling your employer that you will be working from home, when your sole intention is to stream youporn all day.
Stace: Michael, when were you last in the office? Michael: It's been months now, I've been (JFH) jerking from home Stace: Okay, some were worried that you had a massive stroke or something Michael: You're not too far off the mark...
by RandyRhoads84 June 17, 2020
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Yeast from the East

A wave of thrush spread by Eastern European hookers offering unprotected sex.
I've now got thrush, after having sex with that whore Svetlana last weekend. I've caught the Yeast from the East!
by RandyRhoads84 January 03, 2024
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