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One who is a consultant and also a cunt. Highly prevalent in the pharma/healthcare consulting industry.
Sarabvijay: The work we've paid this consultancy for is a pile of shit. We've literally jizzed $500k up the wall.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.
by RandyRhoads84 May 20, 2020
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by RandyRhoads84 October 15, 2023
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Woolhead: I had sex with a fat bird.
Duncan: Ah, you were out Chubbthumping again.
Woolhead: I had sex with a fat bird.
Duncan: Ah, you were out Chubbthumping again.
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by RandyRhoads84 October 21, 2022
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Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.
Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.
Those scotch bonnets last night led to accidental sharting earlier. I nearly threw away my Calvin Kleins! Luckily I had the sense to dry them on the radiator and sell the result for six figures on ebay to this insane art dealer. who thought the image looked like the last supper. I call in modern shart!
by RandyRhoads84 December 22, 2020
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Stella: because he stuck his cock in Haz's wookey hole
Nick: I see. I guess that's why she's called Haz - because everyone has.
Stella: because he stuck his cock in Haz's wookey hole
Nick: I see. I guess that's why she's called Haz - because everyone has.
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