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Up the bumble

When you meet a girl on the bumble dating app and successfully secure anal.
Michael: What did you do last night Lawrence?
Lawrence: I met up with this eastern european bird from bumble and took her up the arse.
Michael: Up the bumble, The holy grail!
by RandyRhoads84 November 27, 2020
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Slimer

A grotesque principal in a rural consultancy in Cambridgeshire with an IQ inferior to aged, crusted ejaculate. Inherently racist, small minded and with a back-stabbing nature, who sends emails to clients such as 'WTF?'. Loathed by all, and inexplicably retained by his employer.
Stace: Skid(mark) was off with me today, I don't know why.

Clarice: Oh, slimer probably stabbed you in the back for no apparent reason.
by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020
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HOVID-19

A hooker spreading COVID-19 through sexual liaisons.
Dude, Martina infected 19 men with coronavirus last Sunday alone through her whoring. She should be called HOVID-19!
by RandyRhoads84 May 14, 2020
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Cuntsultant

One who is a consultant and also a cunt. Highly prevalent in the pharma/healthcare consulting industry.
Sarabvijay: The work we've paid this consultancy for is a pile of shit. We've literally jizzed $500k up the wall.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.
by RandyRhoads84 May 20, 2020
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Consultants of Swing

Specialist consultants brought in to tip the balance of vital swing stages during elections.
The Donald: We're down in the polls, bring in the consultants of swing for Florida.
Advisor: I'm on it

The Donald: Remember, no Russians. NO COLUSION.
by RandyRhoads84 May 21, 2020
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Tea Tree Oiled

The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.
Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson
by RandyRhoads84 May 29, 2020
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Glistening bead

When you've wanked so much that you are sore, with very little left in the tank, but decide to wank once more in order to break your all time 24 hour record. Upon ejaculation, all that is present is a glistening bead in your japs eye - since you have no energy to propel it any further.
Johnny: what did you get up to last night?
Lawrence: I had a wankathon and broke my all time one day wank record. The last time, there was just a glistening bead on my bell end.
by RandyRhoads84 August 10, 2020
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