The act of being sneaky and awkward in a very distinctly Spanish way. Most commonly heard in the small city of Alcalá outside Madrid where the phrase recently originated, although some experts simply consider the verb "consueloing" to be contemporary nomenclature for a pre-existing but previosly undefined pattern of behavior throughout central Spain. Rocking a mullet and wearing large sunglasses has been observed to vastly increase one's chance of successfully "consueloing". So does being beat.
Damn, Antonio busted into two of my classes today, looked around the room and then just left, all without saying a word to the professors.
Yeah, he really does have a habit of consueloing his way around here in the mornings. He must get lonely. Sigh...
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