Cunteen

Queen of cunts

She is the best cunt ever, basically she’s Cunteen. Queen of cunts.

by Luchar March 15, 2018

canteening

The act of traveling to the Merritt Canteen to get some amazing grub such as the Brutal Dog, Clam Strips, Mac-N-Cheez Bites, or a 1/3lbs Bison Cheeseburger. Preferably around 2 a.m. when your high or drunk as fuck.

Are we canteening when you get home?
For sure

Canteen Canteen

by canteen freak December 15, 2011

canteen punk

A prisoner who has sex in exchange for candy bars, soda or snacks at the canteen. Insulting term for a stupid or weak man or a homosexual.

Shit, don't pay no attention to Jimmy. He's nothing but a canteen punk, blow ya for a snickers bar.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Cuntvenient store

A sex shop

A place to buy sex toys

Jessica look to your right, I see your favorite cuntvenient store

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cuntcentration Camp

Often referred to as a large gathering or clique of individuals whose "cuntyness" has attracted them to each other, much like flies to a shit pile.

Look at that Cuntcentration Camp over there; I knew Molly would give into and join the rest of the cunts when she blew the quarterback behind the bleachers.

by Chris Fridge April 22, 2014

Cuntentia

Someone that is born a cunt and then develops dementia, therefore becoming a bigger cunt.

The penthouse ogre is suffering from cuntentia.

by anonymous October 2, 2023

canteen grenade

a common military anti boredom tool. produced when you take the mre heater and drop it into a half full, plastic canteen. as the canteen is air tight for chemical warfare purposes, the pressure will build until it explodes. not very devistating, but a very nice pop in the middle of the night!

"Why is Spc Dingleberry emptying all of those latrines?"
"yeah, he rolled an canteen grenade into Sgt tinydicks tent last night after he caught him having cyber sex with his wife."

"Damn."

by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008