canteening

The act of traveling to the Merritt Canteen to get some amazing grub such as the Brutal Dog, Clam Strips, Mac-N-Cheez Bites, or a 1/3lbs Bison Cheeseburger. Preferably around 2 a.m. when your high or drunk as fuck.

Are we canteening when you get home?
For sure

Canteen Canteen

by canteen freak December 15, 2011

Careening

Spinning while moving forward

God damn it i got second place in mario cart because i went careening off the screen
that sucks bro

by TopHatCatWUT October 22, 2020

cattening

a cattening is a event in the DEAD AHEAD discord server where people spam ca stickers repeatedly until it is stopped.

"@everyone it is time for hellstorm cattening join #hellstorm-cattening

by ArcticPunk October 11, 2022

Cantoning

To utterly and totally destroy the punchline of a joke so as to make it completely devoid of any sort of humerous value. Often, the act of CantonING (the verb form) is funny, because the person who catoned the joke often is not aware they have done so.

This term comes from the town of Canton in Central Illinois where people have a tendancy, due to life in such a provincial area, to miss high-brow humor and explain simple jokes with what they see as...jokes.

"He totally Cantoned that joke."

Example of Cantoning:
person "A": "This room smells like 15 kinds of ass."
person "B": "Yeah, almost like 20 kinds of ass!"

Example 2:

Person "A": "What's green and flies?"
Person "B": "Superpickle!"
*laughter ensues*
Canton person: "Yeah, hahaha, or super green bell pepper."
*everyone pauses and stares, looking awkwardly at one another*
Canton person: "Sorry, I work at Hy-Vee."

by Matthew & David Richard July 23, 2004

Casteeling

An event during a terrible sickness, where one is in the bathtub butt-naked, vomiting, and shitting at the same time.

I went to my buddies house the other day and saw him Casteeling in the bathroom.

by Bigfart420 September 27, 2019

cantering chloe

cantering chloe is an amazing person, this person is quite happy but can have an off day now and again. This person is a very caring person and is taken for granted. If you know a chloe keep her in your life.

a cantering chloe is so rare

by kxnny February 5, 2018

cantering fagpony

1. A small homosexual horse that moves a pace slightly more brisk than usual.

Cindy doesn't want a horsey for Christmas, she would like a cantering fagpony.

by Aras Elocin October 15, 2008