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fake cheese
****CAUTION****
STAY AWAY AND AVOID EATING
by Evil Omen June 21, 2003
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A man who speaks about things not relevant to conversations. Also lives in your local dorm room.
Alex - "Man, I am so tired."

Brett - "Me too."

Alex - "Popsicles."

Brett - "Come on, Cheez. That has nothing to do with what we were talking about."
by wonderbrett February 19, 2009
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Used to describe something enormosly korny or "cheezy" to the point that it makes you grosed out.
It was my friends seventeenth birthday, we went to the park and had a little picnic, it was such cheez!
by Lyolya April 28, 2004
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the stinking smegma that lives under the helmet of a unclean man
get that nob cheez away from me you stinking felch meister.
by grunty February 15, 2004
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