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cuntentia 

Select female individuals acting so much like a cunt she becomes stupid
That bitch waitress fucked up our food order three times, I think she may be suffering from cuntentia.
cuntentia by rhea paste November 29, 2011
Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.
Do you think they remember when they were acting like cunts? No, they all have cuntnesia.

Centennial High School 

A Bunker like structure situated in Howard County, often rated as one of the top schools in Maryland. Most people agree that its architectual design resembles a prison or bunker. Contains a overwhelming amount of Asians, (Misnomer Chentennial), and has hardware collections that are still in use ranging from thermometers used in WWI to computers built during the Cold War. It is believed that the usage of such legacy systems is caused by a lack of adaquate funding to upgrade infrastructure.
*Centennial High School computers needs 30 or more minutes to start Mozilla Firefox.

Centennial High School 

A school in MD, probably the "best" school, but we all know it's trash in almost everything except for maybe academics (but that's dropping too). Our football team sucks ass, while our lacrosse team is just fuckboy's and hoes. Then there's the track team, man these guys are horrible. They literally sold the dumbest shit, cookie dough, while every other team sold shit like pizza. Oh and the building, it feels like a elementary school, with people banging in the bathroom, and fuckboys smoking weed, and the weebs spreading cancer. Overall this school, just like any other Howard County high school is trash. Actually it's all high schools that are trash.
Bitch from hebron : Yo our school's trash
Weeb from Chingtennial: you wish, Centennial High School is weeb heaven

contention 

The captured territory was the main area of contention between the two countries.
The show Barney has always been a source of contention for me. But seriously, it has ruined my childhood.
contention by seemslegit69 October 22, 2017

Cuntestant 

someone who takes part in a competition, competing for the cuntiest cunt of the year award
Cuntisha is the most cunty cuntestant
Cuntestant by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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