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Crème Cûntée
When the vaginal juices form a firm hardened crust which you must penetrate to get to the creamy center beneath.
Crème Cûntée by Jakabok February 16, 2025
cunted fuck
Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud
A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome
or
A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome
or
A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt
cunted fuck by theCF July 7, 2012
cunterrogation
/kənˌterəˈɡāSH(ə)n/ noun a display in which someone (usually a woman) seeks to overwhelm a debate opponent with stupid questions, all of which assume facts about the opponent or opponent's position which are not supported by any evidence. verb cunterrogate adjective cunterrogative
origin: portmanteau of "cunt" and "interrogation"
synonyms: feminism, critical theory, pegging
origin: portmanteau of "cunt" and "interrogation"
synonyms: feminism, critical theory, pegging
"i was arguing with someone online, and instead of addressing my points she started asking me about what it's like to not be able to get laid."
"well, that's just a typical cunterrogation"
"well, that's just a typical cunterrogation"
cunterrogation by cunterrogator December 6, 2016
Cunted Creature
A fond way to refer to a female of any species especially humans as it refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy.
Cunted Creature by CuntSpreader October 11, 2019
cunted off
Alan asked me for a fiver. He's a scrounging fuck, so I cunted him off.
Alan: Ian never gave me that fiver; he just cunted me off!
Being cunted off leaves a dude feeling low for the rest of the day.
Alan: Ian never gave me that fiver; he just cunted me off!
Being cunted off leaves a dude feeling low for the rest of the day.
cunted off by Loan shark Iz March 2, 2010
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
Poggers
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026