"Rejecting the term "lady blog" in favor of the more palatable "cuntent," please adjust correspondence accordingly." -Haley Mlotek
by G.W.N. April 26, 2015
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This occurs when a guy has a gf/chick friend whose nether region satisfies a man to the point where he only needs that one.
I've been with this girl for like a month now but I'm totally cuntent with her because the sex is that amazing.
by mastecon421 July 28, 2011
Irrelevant, unsolicited whining over a vague subject or personal experience by someone on a social media feed or a group chat... usually to the annoyance of others ...
"Dude this guy Chetan is always cribbing about something ..."
"Yeah, he's a real cuntent creator " ...
"Yeah, he's a real cuntent creator " ...
by daak_saab December 24, 2020
An e-girl who who uses the faint chance that you might someday have the minutest chance of sniffing her crotch sometime in the far, far future, to illicit money out of pathetic men who actually have no chance at all of said, aforementioned, nasal pleasure.
by Mada1 January 05, 2021
Another term for an e-girl.
Most likely an undergrad who does sex work in her dorm when her roommates are gone.
Often charges ridiculous prices because she knows that simps and gullible men alike will pay a fortune for anything.
Is often extremely sassy and self-absorbed (this is the second implied meaning of cunt in "cuntent").
Most likely an undergrad who does sex work in her dorm when her roommates are gone.
Often charges ridiculous prices because she knows that simps and gullible men alike will pay a fortune for anything.
Is often extremely sassy and self-absorbed (this is the second implied meaning of cunt in "cuntent").
E-girl: Heyyyy boo, I saw your post that you were interested in a custom video. I am willing to do $50/min. How does that sound to you?
Normal dude: Wtf, you think I'm a simp or smth?
E-girl: I don't need your attitude here. Clearly you don't deserve my valuable attention. Bye Felicia!
Normal dude: What an absolute cuntent creator.
Normal dude: Wtf, you think I'm a simp or smth?
E-girl: I don't need your attitude here. Clearly you don't deserve my valuable attention. Bye Felicia!
Normal dude: What an absolute cuntent creator.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 11, 2021
by Saevy July 04, 2017