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Noun- a douche bag that masturbates so frequently he constantly wreaks of ejaculate.

adj.- jackass, douche bag, COMPLETE ASSHOLE.
ex girlfriend's bff- "girl your ex is such a fuckin cumpickle!"
Cumpickle by fuckyou,s.gio June 1, 2011
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cumtickle 

The tickle you get either just before an orgasm or the orgasm as a result of a mild tickling sensation, often brought on by gentle stroking.
Janet, I have to tell you, my husband gave me the best cumtickle last night
cumtickle by NW Brown Star August 24, 2019
Related Words
the act of freezing a males sperm in order to make it into an Ice pop
ah here is a cumsicle I made earlier
cumsicle by og cumsicle December 30, 2018

Cumfuckle 

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.
Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert
Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021

Cumpiglet 

A cute, cumload thirsty girl with a phatass, meaty thighs, thoroughbred legs, and a sexy elfish face.
Yeah bro, I hella want to impregnate that blonde cumpiglet that rides around on her fixie.
Cumpiglet by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020

cumcicle 

a delicious frozen treat made out of a mans ejaculatory fluid
i just ate a nice salty cumcicle
cumcicle by psychopants December 2, 2010

cuckpickler

A dumbass who plays valorant for 7 hours straight and skips numbers
Person one:EEEWWWW LOOK AT THAT CUCKPICKLER
Person two: Ong like who plays valorant for 7 hours straight
cuckpickler by Dickky123 September 9, 2022
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