cuntpickle

1. A slang term for the penis.
2. A dirty, sandy, nasty vagina.
3. A person who is a cunt and a dick all at the same time. (A very effeminate ass-hole)

1. I stuck my cuntpickle in her va-gee-gee.
2. Dude, that bitch has a nasty cuntpickle.
3. Cody Huffine is a cuntpickle.

by ArL0 Prizes July 16, 2008

cumtickle

The tickle you get either just before an orgasm or the orgasm as a result of a mild tickling sensation, often brought on by gentle stroking.

Janet, I have to tell you, my husband gave me the best cumtickle last night

by NW Brown Star August 24, 2019

cunticles

An unfortunate condition sometimes observed in Japanese onsens (bath houses) whereby the penis is mostly absorbed within the protruding gut and hairy testicles of a portly yet meagerly endowed gent, so as to create the illusion of female genitalia - with the penis tip resembling an engorged clitoris, and hairy ballsack an unkempt vulva.

Hiromi you poor bastard. With cunticles like that, you could almost sneak into the ladies!

by Wayner Wayne June 28, 2018

cuntsicle

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.

The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.

by HooMaster March 14, 2008

Cuntpike

A highway that leads to the fabled town of Cuntshire

Cuntisha! Stop speeding on this Cuntpike! You'll get us killed!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

cuckpickler

A dumbass who plays valorant for 7 hours straight and skips numbers

Person one:EEEWWWW LOOK AT THAT CUCKPICKLER
Person two: Ong like who plays valorant for 7 hours straight

by Dickky123 September 9, 2022

cuntspackle

When a man's lovejuice caresses and/or covers a woman's meatpurse, causing its lips and/or folds to close together, creating a water-tight seal.

Dude, I sprayed her so much, the cuntspackle prevented her from pissing.

by Beastmaster Flex January 19, 2009