cumpucker 

While performing {fellatio}, your partner ejaculates in your mouth and his semen tastes so bad that your face puckers up, like if you sucked on a lemon.

Last night I was {going down} on my old man and I don't know what that fool ate, but when he {came}, his {jizz} tasted so rank that I had a Cumpucker for hours!

cumpucker by Balls O'rork July 10, 2010

cumbucket list 

A list of sexual activities that one wishes to be a part of before they die. Usually such acts are so ridiculous that the person in question must either be a promiscuous female (to the extent of a cumbucket) or a man who will have to find the appropriate cumbucket(s) as very few women will agree to the acts.

1) "How are you and your gf?"
"We're great, but I still have a cumbucket list I need to finish and there is no way she'll be in on it."
"Such as?"
"A threesome in a port-o-potty, ass to vaj to peanut butter to mouth and repeat, and 69 while rock climbing ."
"...You sick fuck."

2) "My bucket list ends with getting tripled teamed on mount rushmore."
"Girl, that's a straight cumbucket list."

cumbucket list by slapshot5hole May 23, 2010

lumpuckeroo 

a very serious illness where your pores turn into assholes and you shit yourself to death.

Sue: OMG! What happened to Steve?
Joe: Lumpuckeroo.
Sue: Lum-Puck-a-what?
Joe: I always knew he was a giant asshole i just didnt think it could kill you!

lumpuckeroo by JrzyBtch22k April 24, 2008

Cumputer 

A computer entirely dedicated to porn

My mom almost discovered my cumputer

Cumputer by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

cumputer 

A computer with large amounts or pornographic material in it

let's search some porn on your cumputer

cumputer by mAGIK bUS July 6, 2005

Crumpacker 

A term generally used for stuffing your dick into the asshole of a woman.

Dude, he and his girlfriend did a Crumpacker.

Crumpacker by Cordial Correspondance November 27, 2011

Chumbucker

A friend that is cool one on one but will generally embarrass you in a any group setting you fond yourselves in.

Oh, I am so glad that you ditched that chumbucker in the bad part of town.

Chumbucker by Ranchgirls January 10, 2021