While performing {fellatio}, your partner ejaculates in your mouth and his semen tastes so bad that your face puckers up, like if you sucked on a lemon.

Last night I was {going down} on my old man and I don't know what that fool ate, but when he {came}, his {jizz} tasted so rank that I had a Cumpucker for hours!

cumpucker by Balls O'rork July 10, 2010

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cumlicker

A cumlicker is an individual either male or female who performs long or short sessions of oral or lots of hot sexy bang bang fuck y fucky with their partner. When the male ejaculates or explodes like a rocket the woman or man if the male is gay will lick it and slurp it like a lollipop. On a females side the male or female with lick all the juicy pussy goodness up like the apple filling out of a piece of poonani pie.

That bitch slurped my knob then was a cumlicker when she sucked my dick.

cumlicker by MYdirtysecret November 6, 2006

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comicker

In Japan, the people who draw manga (their version of comic books) are called mangaka.

Here in the West, people who draw comics are labeled as "Comic Book Artists."

Logic, and somewhat erroneous English grammar, would mutate the root noun (comic) for the sake of brevity to someone who does something - the comicker.

I am a comicker.

comicker by Mobius 1 February 24, 2009

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cumbacker

A woman who has sexual intercourse which concludes with ejaculation on her back side. Usually as a sign of disrespect and/or due to cosmetic defects on the front side of one's body (i.e. the face or breasts), cumbacker is often used as an ironic pun as the male will rarely come back once he is spent.

Sally knew she was a cumbacker when Johnny ejaculated onto her back and left without saying good-bye.

cumbacker by Kalen Williams February 5, 2005

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