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cumfuckle 

Waste Of Sperm
You are a cumfuckle
cumfuckle by C.Cardona,J.Bell April 22, 2018

cumfuckle 

Adjective- fucking hot
Damn that girl is cumfuckle!
cumfuckle by cum doctor May 15, 2023

confuckle 

"Don't confuckle me you bastard!"
ahhaha
confuckle by iibiitee;; February 23, 2009

cumbucket list 

A list of sexual activities that one wishes to be a part of before they die. Usually such acts are so ridiculous that the person in question must either be a promiscuous female (to the extent of a cumbucket) or a man who will have to find the appropriate cumbucket(s) as very few women will agree to the acts.
1) "How are you and your gf?"
"We're great, but I still have a cumbucket list I need to finish and there is no way she'll be in on it."
"Such as?"
"A threesome in a port-o-potty, ass to vaj to peanut butter to mouth and repeat, and 69 while rock climbing ."
"...You sick fuck."

2) "My bucket list ends with getting tripled teamed on mount rushmore."
"Girl, that's a straight cumbucket list."

cumtickle 

The tickle you get either just before an orgasm or the orgasm as a result of a mild tickling sensation, often brought on by gentle stroking.
Janet, I have to tell you, my husband gave me the best cumtickle last night
cumtickle by NW Brown Star August 24, 2019

confuckled 

the state in which you are so confused that you know you are fucked.
I didnt pay attention in Honors Western Civilizations and when the homework was passed out I knew I was confuckled!
confuckled by Shaniqua McWhite September 19, 2008
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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