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When cum and smegma combine and fall out of you penis
Yesterday a load of Cumkis fell out of my dick and slapped against the floor
Cumkis by Bigguy55 November 18, 2021
Words you can keep
You make a jack-o-latern get at least 5 men to cum in that jack-o-latern and then get a women to put it on her head
Fred: Hey Bill wanna help me make a cumkin for my girlfriend
Bill: I'd love to man! I'll make the jack-o-lantern
cumkin by RHfan321 July 18, 2010
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cuckistan 

A place that was once a home for reasonable dialogue and free-speech that has been transformed into a feminist, social justice hell-hole. Populated by pathetic, low-T suffering men who's slavish attempts to placate angry feminists and millennial snowflakes earns them only derision and disrespect.
Man, I couldn't stand another semester at U.C. Berkley....Felt like I was living in Cuckistan.

If Hillary had won the election, we'd all be living in Cuckistan...
cuckistan by SJWCrusher October 2, 2017
The word Cumpiss is a combination of the words, "cum" and "piss". As the name suggests, it refers to the process of urinating after ejaculation. Peeing after ejaculating often causes your urine to become more viscous - almost of sticky and thick consistency and may be a bit harder to control at times.
It wasn't just an ordinary piss, it was a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss
Cumpiss by ramadama_dingdong September 1, 2017
When you get cum on your cookie.
*playing soggy biscuit*
Jared: *cums on cookie*
Steve: *cums on cookie*
Dave: *cums on cookie*
Tim: Wow, that really is a cumkie
Cumkie by antifa.femboy November 12, 2020

cumsistency 

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.
That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.

cumbiscuit 

A freshly baked biscuit covered in your own cum
After I took my shower, I came all over the biscuits I had just made and sat down to a delicious breakfast of cumbiscuits.
cumbiscuit by cumlovingboy June 19, 2006
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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