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cuckistan
A place that was once a home for reasonable dialogue and free-speech that has been transformed into a feminist, social justice hell-hole. Populated by pathetic, low-T suffering men who's slavish attempts to placate angry feminists and millennial snowflakes earns them only derision and disrespect.
Man, I couldn't stand another semester at U.C. Berkley....Felt like I was living in Cuckistan.
If Hillary had won the election, we'd all be living in Cuckistan...
If Hillary had won the election, we'd all be living in Cuckistan...
cuckistan by SJWCrusher October 2, 2017
Cumpiss
The word Cumpiss is a combination of the words, "cum" and "piss". As the name suggests, it refers to the process of urinating after ejaculation. Peeing after ejaculating often causes your urine to become more viscous - almost of sticky and thick consistency and may be a bit harder to control at times.
It wasn't just an ordinary piss, it was a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss
Cumpiss by ramadama_dingdong September 1, 2017
Cumkie
*playing soggy biscuit*
Jared: *cums on cookie*
Steve: *cums on cookie*
Dave: *cums on cookie*
Tim: Wow, that really is a cumkie
Jared: *cums on cookie*
Steve: *cums on cookie*
Dave: *cums on cookie*
Tim: Wow, that really is a cumkie
Cumkie by antifa.femboy November 12, 2020
cumsistency
cumsistency by Q-City Wordsmith May 14, 2013
cumbiscuit
After I took my shower, I came all over the biscuits I had just made and sat down to a delicious breakfast of cumbiscuits.
cumbiscuit by cumlovingboy June 19, 2006
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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