A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuit again, Atkins came straightaway and I had to eat the cookie!
by michael kavanagh January 19, 2004
A male masturbation game where the players beat off around a biscuit. The winner is the first person to ejaculate while the loser has to eat the semen laced biscuit.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.
It is also what a Sky News reporter would choose to say when a biscuit factory floods.
1. Lads, I have some Digestives, who wants a game of soggy biscuit?
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.
2. Over there as we can see, the famous McVitie's factory. Lots of soggy biscuits.
by JPYTWordsmith3000 July 10, 2017
Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.
by duck face July 16, 2005
A pub/rugby game where a bunch off guys wank off onto a biscuit, and the last one to cum then has to eat it. Also known as wank biscuit or (in America) ookie cookie.
by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003
a game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (prefrebly a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his laod wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!
by scott dornan April 3, 2003
soggy biscuits r so gud
by Cooper Mcdonald December 27, 2016
by CamaroTed July 26, 2004