Cumkie

When you get cum on your cookie.

*playing soggy biscuit*
Jared: *cums on cookie*
Steve: *cums on cookie*
Dave: *cums on cookie*
Tim: Wow, that really is a cumkie

by antifa.femboy November 12, 2020

daddy's cummies

The often sought-after fluid excreted from a father figure's penis. It is a rare commodity and must be treated as such.

"I want daddy's cummies or I'm going to lose it!"

"I was kidnapped by an older gentleman and held in his basement for weeks. I had to survive solely on daddy's cummies."

by Serious Chris February 3, 2017

curkie

a person who jerks off so much he rips/tears his penis skin off or bruises his penis.

Angus is a curkie

by iLOVErednecks November 6, 2018

spill the cummies

Instead of spilling tea, you go one step further and you spill the cummies

Ay bro I got some tea to spill,

No bro you mean spill the cummies

by spillthecummies1381 August 27, 2021

Cumfiend

A girl, 9 times out of 10 a dirty slut, who craves cum more than the average lady. She will suck your penis long and good and enjoy it immensely, swallowing your bodily fluid. Sometimes for free, sometimes for drugs, and sometimes for sex. This isn't a girl you want to marry, cause she will cheat on you at the wedding. Fuck her silly and never mention it to your friends cause they will rape you with insults and they won't forget.

"That cumfiend sucked me dry. It was the worst blue balls I've ever had."
"Wow she really is a cumfiend, she blew me then swallowed my dad."

by 916Piyump May 13, 2009

cummies

A word girls use in a daddy relationship to make cum sound "cute".

Cummies: What you want from your favorite daddy.

by Translucentstar October 15, 2015

cumkin

You make a jack-o-latern get at least 5 men to cum in that jack-o-latern and then get a women to put it on her head

Fred: Hey Bill wanna help me make a cumkin for my girlfriend
Bill: I'd love to man! I'll make the jack-o-lantern

by RHfan321 July 18, 2010