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Cuckistocracy 

Cuckistocracy is a term meaning a state or country run by the worst, least qualified, or most unscrupulous citizens collectively known as Cucks. The word was first coined by English author Thomas Love Peacock in 1829 as Kakistocracy , but was rarely used until the 21st century arrival of the Cucks. Hence the slight modification.
It takes a village of suckers to raise a cuckistocracy like Donald Trump’s
Cuckistocracy by Underdoggie December 19, 2016
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Cuckistocracy 

Any governmental body that is predominantly operated by self hating people with an absolute inability to think rationally, such as democrats, liberals, progressives, communists, socialists, statists, collectivists, fascists, or any group of people with similar ideologies, typified by a rabid desire to undermine any form of freedom, even the ones they hypocritically enjoy themselves, but most especially, the expression of any ideas that challenge or seem contrary in any way to their own sacred, self destructive, views.
Detroit and Chicago are fine examples of the cuckistocracy in action; voting for these morons over and over again is such an act of self hatred, it's as if the residents actually want to live in such abject misery.
Cuckistocracy by Orwellwasjustearly January 26, 2017
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Cockistocracy 

Government by the biggest dicks; a form of government in which the worst dicks are in power.

org: Greek kákisto (s), superlative of kakós bad + -cracy
In the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, red states voted overwhelmingly to abolish democracy and establish cockistocracy, by electing Donald Trump and his swamp jiz to office.
Cockistocracy by b.rizz December 13, 2016
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