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The word Cumpiss is a combination of the words, "cum" and "piss". As the name suggests, it refers to the process of urinating after ejaculation. Peeing after ejaculating often causes your urine to become more viscous - almost of sticky and thick consistency and may be a bit harder to control at times.
It wasn't just an ordinary piss, it was a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss
Cumpiss by ramadama_dingdong September 1, 2017
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"Damn why is your piss so thick and drooping".

"Cause it's cumpiss"

"Thaaaaats why it's whitish yellow, ok"
Cumpiss by Side boobs November 23, 2016
When you cum and piss at the same time
Person 1: I'm cumpissing yoooooooooooo
cumpiss by BigWillly March 4, 2019
When you just nutted, so you can't piss well. You have to do hard abdominal force to just piss a little.......very tiring
**nuts**
Pepe: Damn, I should have taken a piss before now I have CUMPISS and my dick boutta explode
Cumpiss by slimyjimmy April 9, 2019
When a person with a cock has blue balls and needs to piss, but instead of piss; it’s cum!
Person: *Cumpiss cutely*
Cumpiss by TheLetter27 November 15, 2022
an instrument containing a magnetized pointer which shows the direction of magnetic north and bearings from it.
walkers should be equipped with a map and cumpiss
cumpiss by O' Chungus January 8, 2024
When you nut in a girl and she goes to use the bathroom and she has cum dripping out of her while taking a piss.
My old lady said she was taking a cumpiss afterI blew my load up in her last night.
Cumpiss by Flyntch August 4, 2024