Cumis

The point where you are having sex and you can no longer pee, only cum.

Hey baby, lets turn this penis into a cumis.

by If your sugar daddy was a Chri January 31, 2020

Cumis

A Penis covered in Cum

Dude: Brooo, when I fuck your mom, my I get a Cumis

by DanielSHinersMom June 23, 2020

cumiahrrea

When you run your mouth so much the company you work for is forced to fire you from your multimillion dollar, 15 hour work week job

I had such a bad case of cumiahrrea on Twitter last night, that my boss fired me by email the next morning

by JimMorton August 31, 2016

Southern Cuisine

Activity involving the stimulation of the genitalia of a sex partner by the use of the mouth, tongue, teeth or throat

I love a man who enjoys my "SOUTHERN CUISINE"!

by ReeseB. June 14, 2011

Kamikaze (aka Cumikaze)

the act of cuming in a girls asshole and then eating her asshole out afterwards and in the process you accidently swallow a cum load of your own seamen

levi: ryan i seriously cant believe you had sex with stuphanies rat infested qwatch, why would you do that to your self?

ryan: thats not even the worst part!

levi: why what else happened?

ryan: because her vaj smelt like a homeless shelter, i decided to jam her ass clam.

levi: that sounds chill.

ryan: and then i ate her butthole out and swallowed a metric full of butt crust and seamen.

levi: that sounds not chill, kamikazes usually arent

ryan: more like Cumikaze

Kamikaze (aka cumikaze)

by soft and simple July 4, 2011

Coochie Cuisine Day

Celebrated on July 1. People celebrate this day by eating coochie.

Kevin: I’m going to Talia’s house this afternoon.
Ryan: Why?
Kevin: Because it’s Coochie Cuisine Day! I’m going to eat her out like it’s a buffet.

by kevin’s savior June 25, 2019

cum cuisine

Cooking with cum, adding jizz and pussyjuice to your food and drinks. It's intended that you love it and do it for your own pleasure, probably develop complicated cum recipes. It's not the same thing as secretly adding cum in other's food.

- Do you appreciate cum cuisine?
- What cus..? Wait, do yo mean cooking with cum!?
- Yeah, that's right! I like it very much. Me and my gf had a lovely dinner today. Potato mash with my jizz and a salad with pussyjuice sauce. And for breakfast we had mushroom omelette with...
- Please don't tell me more. You're both sick!

by Andy Lust October 29, 2013