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cumbiscuit 

A freshly baked biscuit covered in your own cum
After I took my shower, I came all over the biscuits I had just made and sat down to a delicious breakfast of cumbiscuits.
cumbiscuit by cumlovingboy June 19, 2006
Words you can keep

cumbiscuit 

Those glazed honey-buns that are sold in snack vending machines. Called so because of the glaze that covers it looks like cum.
Can I have 25 cents to go buy a cumbiscuit? I'm starved.
cumbiscuit by Lancer December 29, 2004

Cuntbiscuit 

A more creative insult with similar meaning to asshole
Jerry, why are you being such a cuntbiscuit?
Cuntbiscuit by Kurakuma May 20, 2019

cuntbiscuit 

In general someone who is/is acting like a complete twunt
"Look at that Cuntbiscuit, what a waste of a perfectly good abortion"
cuntbiscuit by ajp069 July 24, 2008

cum biscuit 

a game where 3 or more guys jack off on a biscuit and whoever jack off last gotta eat it
nigga u 11, u aint ready fo tha cum biscuit

wanna play cum biscuit? this nigga gon be hurtin like he got his thumb twisted
cum biscuit by Griff July 1, 2004

Cum Biscuit 

Someone who loves to consume huge amounts of your semen at a fast rate just like a sponge
Cum Biscuit by Fuzzy Cactus February 2, 2020

cuckbiscuit 

A person who is being such a cuntbiscuit they evolve into a cuckbiscuit
I fucking hate Taylor, she used to be a cuntbiscuit but now she's a cuckbiscuit.
cuckbiscuit by Kazyx December 29, 2016
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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