cumsistency

A word to describe a fluid that has a semen-like thickness.

That protein shake you made sure does has a certain cumsistency.

by Q-City Wordsmith May 14, 2013

cuntsistency

A steadfast adherence to being a cunt all the time.

*First coined by Alison Rosen on The Adam Carolla Show podcast on 1/8/13.

Madonna's outspoken hatred of smoking her entire life is proof of her cuntsistency.

by DaverJ January 8, 2013

Consistency of character

to be constant in your character

The most important thing in a person is their consistency of character

by that classy boss June 21, 2016

CUMSISTANCE

The art of mazzing/wanking before bed in order to assist with falling asleep. Generally used when you:

-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep

Scenario 1:"It's 4 am I just got home, probably gonna need a bit of cumsistance to help me sleep"

Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"

Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"

by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

CUMSISTANCE

When you are too high or too restless to sleep so you have a maz/wank to help you pass out.

"Omg it's 3am, have work at 7 and I'm too cooked to sleep."

"Sounds like you need some cumsistance"

by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

consistency

conformity in the application of something, typically that which is necessary for the sake of logic, accuracy, or fairness.

"the grading system is to be streamlined to ensure greater consistency"

by jahnisw September 17, 2013

Dumsistency

The sense or action of finding out your argument is wrong or invalid, but sticking with it because you've already made such a big deal about it.

The politician saw the evidence clear as day, but kept going because of their dumsistency.

by shutupandsmile July 21, 2013