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cuntsistency 

A steadfast adherence to being a cunt all the time.

*First coined by Alison Rosen on The Adam Carolla Show podcast on 1/8/13.
Madonna's outspoken hatred of smoking her entire life is proof of her cuntsistency.
cuntsistency by DaverJ January 8, 2013

Consistency of character 

The most important thing in a person is their consistency of character

CUMSISTANCE 

The art of mazzing/wanking before bed in order to assist with falling asleep. Generally used when you:

-are too high/cooked
-are too frisky from sexting
-generally restless
-cant sleep
Scenario 1:"It's 4 am I just got home, probably gonna need a bit of cumsistance to help me sleep"

Scenario 2: "your noods have got me so frisky I think I'm gonna need a bit of cumsistance to get to sleep"

Scenario 3:
"Ugh I'm so tired but I can't sleep. Better have a maz/wank to help. Get that cumsistance passout"
CUMSISTANCE by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

CUMSISTANCE 

When you are too high or too restless to sleep so you have a maz/wank to help you pass out.
"Omg it's 3am, have work at 7 and I'm too cooked to sleep."

"Sounds like you need some cumsistance"
CUMSISTANCE by Dingopalace October 31, 2022

consistency 

conformity in the application of something, typically that which is necessary for the sake of logic, accuracy, or fairness.
"the grading system is to be streamlined to ensure greater consistency"
consistency by jahnisw September 17, 2013

Dumsistency 

The sense or action of finding out your argument is wrong or invalid, but sticking with it because you've already made such a big deal about it.
The politician saw the evidence clear as day, but kept going because of their dumsistency.
Dumsistency by shutupandsmile July 21, 2013