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Cumdozing 

When you fall asleep while masturbating. There can be a number of reasons why you fall asleep while masturbating. Usually it's because you are in the comfort of your own bed, late at night, and the feeling of fatigue overwhelms you before you can "finish the job". Or you don't have a computer close by and so you try to just masturbate to the image of a heaving breasted, booty poppin', enormous lipped woman in your head, but fail to imagine an adequate enough female that would make a man jizz in his trousers. You may also fall asleep because the thrill of sleeping feels like it would be much more enjoyable than the thrill of chocking the chicken, but fail to realize this until midway through the "Jerk Off Sesh". Or sometimes the pornography is so bad that you just fall asleep out of pure sexual frustration. Sometimes you inadvertently finish cumming during a wet dream later on that night, however rare, it's still a possibility.
Brian: "Brah I totes was trying to fall asleep last night but the image of Claudette popped up into my mind and I got really horned up, so i started strokin' it, but I was so tired that I just fell asleep half way through."

Collin: "Dude why did you just tell me about your cumdozing sesh? like TMI!"

cumducking 

v. When a girl moves her face away from an ejaculating penis to avoid cum from hitting her in the eyes, nose or mouth, getting it in the neck or hair instead.
Daisy hates her face being turned into glazed doughnut, so she's become an expert in cumducking.
cumducking by Nickilicious February 12, 2008

Cumrucking 

where after giving head (and swallowing) you burp and some cum comes up in the back of your throat.
Dude, my boyfriend totally came too much so when I burped, it was actually me cumrucking.
Cumrucking by Macjammin March 31, 2010

Cumducting 

The act of performing a blowjob to the rhythm, beat, and story of a song until climax.
Man! My wife has truly mastered the art cumducting… I’ve NEVER been so moved by “In Too Deep”!
Cumducting by TuvokShakur January 21, 2022

cumsocking 

Cumsocking is the process of cumming into a sock and then repeatedly slapping your partner in the face with it.
My girlfriend was being a real bitch last night, so I gave her a nice hour long cumsocking session.

Cumsuckingtwatfacebitchbag

An adjective used to describe a girl who you have a strong distaste for.

Basically used in an angry tantrum, to describe how you are feeling about a certain evil female or male.
Michelle is a cumsuckingtwatfacebitchbag because she steals peoples boyfriends.