cumsocking
Cumsocking is the process of cumming into a sock and then repeatedly slapping your partner in the face with it.
cumsocking by apoorexcuseofahumanbeing December 30, 2014
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Cumstacking
Cumstacking by Lint_In_My_Azz March 1, 2021
cumducking
v. When a girl moves her face away from an ejaculating penis to avoid cum from hitting her in the eyes, nose or mouth, getting it in the neck or hair instead.
cumducking by Nickilicious February 12, 2008
Cumrucking
Cumrucking by Macjammin March 31, 2010
comstocking
1) When a politician hides from an important issue by blasting out a smokescreen of photo-ops and tweets about inoffensive issues that everyone agrees on, like kissing babies and supporting the troops.
2) When you are chicken and come out against a bill after it’s pulled and you don't have to vote on it anymore.
3) When a legislator accepts money to lobby for a bill she/he is also sponsoring and voting for. unethical
4) The unethical act of simultaneously legislating and lobbying for the same bill.
5) When a politician avoids talking to constituents unless they have been pre-screened and pre-selected to ensure they won't ask hard questions.
6) When a politician never holds a town hall meeting with constituents.
7) When politician waits until the last moment to vote on a bill in order to vote with the majority.
8) See also: ethically challenged
2) When you are chicken and come out against a bill after it’s pulled and you don't have to vote on it anymore.
3) When a legislator accepts money to lobby for a bill she/he is also sponsoring and voting for. unethical
4) The unethical act of simultaneously legislating and lobbying for the same bill.
5) When a politician avoids talking to constituents unless they have been pre-screened and pre-selected to ensure they won't ask hard questions.
6) When a politician never holds a town hall meeting with constituents.
7) When politician waits until the last moment to vote on a bill in order to vote with the majority.
8) See also: ethically challenged
He is comstocking on that issue until it goes away.
She is tweeting madly about nothing these days - she must be comstocking until after everyone else has voted on the bill, then she will vote with the majority when it is safe.
He was really comstocking that bill before he finally sponsored and voted for it - he took $153,000 from corporate lobbyists!
She is really comstocking her district - she has never held a town hall meeting with the voters.
She is tweeting madly about nothing these days - she must be comstocking until after everyone else has voted on the bill, then she will vote with the majority when it is safe.
He was really comstocking that bill before he finally sponsored and voted for it - he took $153,000 from corporate lobbyists!
She is really comstocking her district - she has never held a town hall meeting with the voters.
comstocking by Make a Mental Note July 15, 2017
Cumstacking
Use of ancient wisdom, herbs, chemicals, any means necessary to build monstrous quantities of ejaculate ( cum ) to blam all up in, or spackle onto, a partner.
Cumstacking by Blamupinit April 17, 2019
National Cumsockgogy Day
National Cumsockgogy Day by dciymgc lovebot November 15, 2021
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