Cumdozing

When you fall asleep while masturbating. There can be a number of reasons why you fall asleep while masturbating. Usually it's because you are in the comfort of your own bed, late at night, and the feeling of fatigue overwhelms you before you can "finish the job". Or you don't have a computer close by and so you try to just masturbate to the image of a heaving breasted, booty poppin', enormous lipped woman in your head, but fail to imagine an adequate enough female that would make a man jizz in his trousers. You may also fall asleep because the thrill of sleeping feels like it would be much more enjoyable than the thrill of chocking the chicken, but fail to realize this until midway through the "Jerk Off Sesh". Or sometimes the pornography is so bad that you just fall asleep out of pure sexual frustration. Sometimes you inadvertently finish cumming during a wet dream later on that night, however rare, it's still a possibility.

Brian: "Brah I totes was trying to fall asleep last night but the image of Claudette popped up into my mind and I got really horned up, so i started strokin' it, but I was so tired that I just fell asleep half way through."

Collin: "Dude why did you just tell me about your cumdozing sesh? like TMI!"

by Mister Schnickles May 21, 2011

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cumazing

adjective: cumazing
causing great surprise or wonder to the point of causing great sexual stimulus; astonishing and erotic.
"an amazing number of people registered"
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have you heard the new album by lucky Bailey? its cumazing!

by lucky bailey rocks December 17, 2020

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cumazing

something that is so awesome it can only be described in terms that relate to an orgasm.

Dude, I just popped a huge ass zit that was so big, it shot a line of puss and blood on the mirror. It was cumazing.

by mike the dyke2 October 15, 2008

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cummoning

Cummoning is the act of shooting a load in the middle of a ritualistic circle and reciting an incantation to create a cum golem that does your bidding. It’s highly advised to keep the golem below room temperature.

*Disclaimer: if golem is placed in a freezer, make sure you label the golem.

“Hey bud, why is there cum on the kitchen floor?”

“Sorry dude. I forgot to tell you I performed a cummoning last night.”

by Cups of the Dixie April 17, 2021

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