A.K.A. Tom Marvolo Riddle
Sociopath of the Harry Potter who used to be hot before he went all skeletor.
Sociopath of the Harry Potter who used to be hot before he went all skeletor.
by Christine F. September 25, 2007
A horrible wizard who tends to suck Unicorns dry of their blood and eats children (after he does YOU KNOW WHAT with them). Also, he is noseless.
noseless voldemort
by merlinwins May 15, 2010
n. 1) one who enjoys the company of snakes; 2) one who has developed a black, loveless soul over time; 3) one convinced of his own self-worth; 4) one lacking in the ability to relate to others; 5) destroyer of worlds; 6) one who feeds on the dependence of others, yet offers nothing in return; 7) one unjustifiably convinced of his own cleverness; 8) one with few redeeming qualities; 9) a cocky douchebag; 10) one who thinks it is okay to wear/regularly wears navy blue, brown, and black clothing, all at the same time.
"I ran into Voldemort the other day and his long, awkward hug suffocated my will to live."
"Don't worry, you're not the first."
"Yeah, that happened to me too."
"And me."
"Yep, me too."
"It happens to the best of us."
"Hey, how about we pool our money and send Voldemort to therapy?"
"Let's give it to his latest victim instead."
"Don't worry, you're not the first."
"Yeah, that happened to me too."
"And me."
"Yep, me too."
"It happens to the best of us."
"Hey, how about we pool our money and send Voldemort to therapy?"
"Let's give it to his latest victim instead."
by you are a May 08, 2006
When a woman grabs a box of altoids ( or peppermint of choice) and proceeds to insert them into her mouth and vagina while she continues to blow you.
Holy shit bro, lastnight Jenny was so drunk she pulled a voldemort on me! Who knew altoids could be so good!
by hacura585 March 02, 2015
When a woman grabs a box of altoids ( or peppermint of choice) and proceeds to insert them into her mouth and vagina while she continues to blow you.
Holy shit bro, lastnight Jenny was so drunk she pulled a voldemort on me! Who knew altoids could be so good!
by hacura585 March 02, 2015
The main villain in the Harry Potter book and movie series (although in the movies, they make Professor Snape a bit of a villain as well). His real name is Tom Marvolo riddle, when re-arranged spells 'I Am Lord Voldemort'. So far, he has tryed to kill Harry Potter 5 or more times.
The wizarding families are so afraid of him that they do not use his chosen name, refering to him as 'He Who Must Not Be Named'.
~FACTS~
1. Voldemort is a parsle tongue... he can talk to snakes
2. Voldemort went to Hogwarts, harry's school
3. Voldemort tried to get work at hogwarts
4. Voldemort killed harry's parents
5. Voldemort is getting very pissed off cos he hasn't killed harry yet.
6. I suggest you read the harry potter books if you havent already.
The wizarding families are so afraid of him that they do not use his chosen name, refering to him as 'He Who Must Not Be Named'.
~FACTS~
1. Voldemort is a parsle tongue... he can talk to snakes
2. Voldemort went to Hogwarts, harry's school
3. Voldemort tried to get work at hogwarts
4. Voldemort killed harry's parents
5. Voldemort is getting very pissed off cos he hasn't killed harry yet.
6. I suggest you read the harry potter books if you havent already.
by QueenAmonWoo July 12, 2006
by Jonathan Holmes September 06, 2006