Croinkers

An expression of surprise, can replace synonyms of crikey, yikes, blimey etc
Croinkers! Francis had what put up his ass?!?
by Arr too dee too December 18, 2018
mugGet the Croinkersmug.

croinker

A person who vigorously masturbates while making chimpanzee noises
"Oi croinker! Quit jacking your shit - you're gonna wake up Mom!"
by BigDickWillyG July 31, 2024
mugGet the croinkermug.