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Cronkers by Cronkers February 12, 2020

Conkering 

The act of slapping a used tampon on someones face... swinging it like a conker fight.
Ali has just come on and took Chris by surprise by conkering him with her tampon.
Conkering by Conkered November 3, 2017

necro-conversing

Rehashing an old conversation.
"Remember when we talked about your brain being the size of your nipple?"
"No... Was I drunk? It's way too early in the morning for necro-conversing."
necro-conversing by omgchrista March 30, 2010

self conversing

the act of replying to your own text massages that you sent befoe getting super backwoods shitfaced.
.....fucking busch light...i keep self conversing..
self conversing by trilly mays March 30, 2015

Conkering 

"To play conkers with your testicles"

The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.
"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"
Conkering by RarePoodle June 12, 2015
e.g. Blud your cronkers
Cronkers by ashley douglas December 7, 2007