An introverted and emojiphobic person who spends way too much time on Reddit to gain virtual internet points because they can't get a girlfriend
Redditors hate reposts and will call other Redditors out on it, then they will go post a repost themselves.
by Muphenz March 07, 2020
A person that often uses the popular website "Reddit", that also seems to think that they are better than everyone else, for example they seem to hate on popular things for horrible reasons, reasons could be: kids play the game, the game is popular, the website is not Reddit.
Websites/Games they hate: TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, Roblox (sometimes), Fortnite (all the time), Five Nights at Freddys (sometimes, the only time they don't hate FNaF is when they are having nostalgia over it), basically any game that has a child audience, basically any website that is popular.
Websites/People/Games they love: Minecraft (I actually agree with this), Keanu Reeves, Pewdiepie, kids that play minecraft, Reddit, probably Hentai Haven, etc.
Websites/Games they hate: TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, Roblox (sometimes), Fortnite (all the time), Five Nights at Freddys (sometimes, the only time they don't hate FNaF is when they are having nostalgia over it), basically any game that has a child audience, basically any website that is popular.
Websites/People/Games they love: Minecraft (I actually agree with this), Keanu Reeves, Pewdiepie, kids that play minecraft, Reddit, probably Hentai Haven, etc.
by Uklop October 27, 2020
by PAPERYY March 08, 2020
a person who scrolls through Reddit everyday with nothing better to do with their life.
They are single and watch adult shows to try not to be depressed.
They are single and watch adult shows to try not to be depressed.
by Slime87 June 07, 2020
An antisocial person participating in the Social Media platform Reddit. A Redditor often thinks he is in terms of intelligence above the average individual (yet is not advanced in any school subjects) and denies the laws of society. A Redditor often has no girlfriend and is sexually frustrated and inexperienced.
βI think Society needs to be reformed, as I am an intellectual and stubborn I think I am able to do it all by myself without any previous experience of this subject.β
βSo, youβre a Redditor?β
βhold up RING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! Minecraft good Fortnite bad! TikTok bad Reddit good! Girls are boring I only hang out with THE BOYS! u/repostsleuthbot REPOST ALERT REPOST ALERT EW EW EMOJIS EW EE R/emojipolice R/ASKREDDIT I TOTALLY BELIEVE THAT DOCTORS AND NASA EMPLOYEES HAVE THIS APP DOCTORS OF REDDIT WHAT IS THE WORST SURGERY U HAVE DONE OMG OMG INTERNET POINTS 4.5 K UPVOTES???!?!!?!?!?!! BIG BUG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS!β
βSo, youβre a Redditor?β
βhold up RING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! Minecraft good Fortnite bad! TikTok bad Reddit good! Girls are boring I only hang out with THE BOYS! u/repostsleuthbot REPOST ALERT REPOST ALERT EW EW EMOJIS EW EE R/emojipolice R/ASKREDDIT I TOTALLY BELIEVE THAT DOCTORS AND NASA EMPLOYEES HAVE THIS APP DOCTORS OF REDDIT WHAT IS THE WORST SURGERY U HAVE DONE OMG OMG INTERNET POINTS 4.5 K UPVOTES???!?!!?!?!?!! BIG BUG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS BIG CHUNGUS!β
by father baa August 30, 2020
40 year old man that prays to big chungus every night, shuns children for using emojis, is always annoying af, hates every new update to every little thing, is probably living in their mom's basement, and has no friends. or they are actually a nice person but all the band kids screw up their reputation.
joe: *laughing emoji* man did you see that kick off last night, it sucked XDDDD
redditor1: r/EMOJIPOLICE COME ARREST THIS MAN THAT IS NOT WHOLESOME 100 KEANU CHUNGUS EVERYONE LIKED THAT MINECRAFT!!! *pulls out musical instrument* unlike you, I have talent
redditor2: bruh are you good (actually good redditor)
redditor1: sorry, I don't speak instagram normie x3
redditor1: r/EMOJIPOLICE COME ARREST THIS MAN THAT IS NOT WHOLESOME 100 KEANU CHUNGUS EVERYONE LIKED THAT MINECRAFT!!! *pulls out musical instrument* unlike you, I have talent
redditor2: bruh are you good (actually good redditor)
redditor1: sorry, I don't speak instagram normie x3
by pikalols October 11, 2020
Mar 5 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose