conkers

a game played in British schools.
Horse chestnuts hung on a shoe lace, both kids take turns to hit each others conkers until they smash.
Sounds a pile of shit but it was good at the time.

I've got a ten time winning conker

by xxx April 23, 2003

conkers

slang for testicles

I banged my conkers on the crossbar of my bike

by adrian December 5, 2003

conkers

Short for Conker's Bad Fur Day, one of the best video games for the nintendo 64. It has a great 1 player mode and tons of 2 player minigames such as War, Deathmatch, Beach, Colors, etc. Tons of fun with 4 people, invite your friends over!

"I'm going to play some Conker's. Wanna come?"

by KaiserMonkey September 14, 2003

conkers

Used as an expletive instead of a proper expletive around children.

Oh conkers i've forgotten to turn the bath tap off!

by DynamoBri July 29, 2010

conkers

fun, laughs, absurdity

We went skinny dipping just for conkers.

by streed51 May 30, 2008

conkers

a commonly used slang term for skull-fucking. derived from the act of scooping out the relevant eyeball with an ice cream scoop, but leaving the optic nerve attached so that once the skull-fucking has commenced, the fucker's balls knock against the fuckee's optic nerve, like in a game of conkers.

man that bitch was so filthy, we even played conkers

by Tommarse January 29, 2009

conkers

slang for shit,,

back in a minute mate, im off to drop some conkers :)

by kryton August 18, 2003