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Cronkers by Cronkers February 12, 2020

Cash For Clunkers 

Easily the stupidest idea ever imagined in the history of the planet. Cash For Clunkers is just another failed attept to get the economy running again. A few of The rules that determine if your car is a Clunker are: Your car must be less than 25 years old, It must get at least 18 MPG and the car must be drivable. Once you turn over your perfectly good car-- I mean Clunker, you may get up to $4,500 off a newer, more fuel efficient car, like a Prius... for $20,000. What happens to your Clunker? The engine gets sold to China. Now isn't Cash for Clunkers just great?
Democratic politician: Cash For Clunkers will work! It makes total sense!
Cash For Clunkers by maxatron July 30, 2009

Crunkarse 

A spanish reflexive verb. Originating from the root word 'crunk'. Crunkarse directly translates "to crunk oneself." To be the cause of one's own badassness.
Conjugation of crunkarse:
Yo me crunko.

Tu te crunkas.
El/Ella/Ud le crunka.
ect.
Crunkarse by Beast-Mode January 10, 2010

Gash for Clunkers 

1. Sexual intercourse in exchange for vehicles with low fuel economy. See www.cars.gov website for more details
Man, I plan to take advantage of Uncle Obama's new Gash for Clunkers program and trade in my broke ass Sclizzy for some fine ass shizzy.
Gash for Clunkers by Uncle Obama September 15, 2009

chunkers 

That is a little chunkers you have there!
chunkers by atomapples2 July 2, 2008

muff clunkers 

Little balls of turds that sticks to your ass hair.
My muff clunkers are leaving some mad skid marks in my underpants.
muff clunkers by Molly and Erin February 23, 2005