Critchity 

Critchity is when you smoked a lot of weed, too much weed, or when you're just really high.

Shit damn, I just smoked a whole 1/8 of jet fuel by myself , now I feel all Critchity 'N' shit!

Critchity by Angelo._julian February 24, 2021

Crotchity 

A label given to someone who is grumpy or to someone who is in a bad mood.

He sure is crotchity this morning!

Crotchity by Katie April 25, 2005

crotchety 

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.

Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!

crotchety by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005

Critchley 

Is one of the most unpopular names in the world. But yet defines pure awesomness. A person who is called by the name ''Critchley'', has to be so awesome, that none can resist the awesomness, so they have to be their friend. A Critchley usually has a very long penis. Close to 8 inches most of the time.

Wouldn't you love to know a Critchley? I shure would.

Critchley by Telephone Wire November 27, 2010

critchy

1. the unmentionable area between a women's legs

Lady Gaga's critchy is about to pop out of that dress-thing.

critchy by Little Critchy January 31, 2010

crotchety 

grumpy, bitchy, cow-faced, describing an old person

Drive faster you crotchety old lady!

crotchety by crazyaly July 1, 2005

critchin' 

When you have a long day and you cant quit itching your crotch.

Or when you are chapped between the balls and your legs/ass.

Simply put: Itchy crotch.

When you are critchin' and your only wish is that lotion would fall from the sky.
After a long day of swimming in the ocean it hurts far too bad to walk to your house or hotel. "Man do we have to go to the house? I'm critchin' really bad."
When everybody is wathcing you and you are wiggling to scratch the itch in your nuts. "Dude, make a distraction. I'm critchin'."
When picking your ass just doesn't do the job. "I'm not pickin my ass man, I'm hardcore critchin'."

critchin' by anti critch May 14, 2011