Critchety

A combination of crotchety and rickety. Irritable and about to fall apart structurally.

Sadly, when the man was 55 he became very critchety.

by Utahmartin February 23, 2021

Crotcheted

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.

That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.

by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

Crickety

A person who creaks like an old rocking chair. A person who's body is giving out in random places due to use,injury or age. Term of endearment.

Geez you are very Crickety these days, do you want an aspirin ?

I can't work out, I'm a bit Crickety.

I played golf today, I'm a bit Crickety.

by JGiler August 19, 2014

crotchet

(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.

A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.

by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010

Crotchity

A label given to someone who is grumpy or to someone who is in a bad mood.

He sure is crotchity this morning!

by Katie April 25, 2005

crotchety

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.

Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!

by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005

Critchellites

A slang term for almost leftists. Named for the totalitarian blue aliens on an episode of Samurai Jack who took over a peaceful, developed civilization from a resourceful and kind people and destroyed it with their retarded ways.

They implement mandates and lockdowns. Have you seen the inner cities? The prices of everything? Our toilet that is foreign relations? These Critchellites will destroy the whole world before they give up power.

by ToadSlanger December 5, 2021