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crotchital 

Areas contained within the crotch and adjacent nearby zones.
Dude! I hooked up with that chick last week and now I'm itching all around my crotchital area.
crotchital by 1960Pegleg September 26, 2019

Crotchwalking 

The act of putting stolen goods in one's vagina, then proceeding to waggle out like a crab.
Steve: Wow how'd you do that?!

Francine: This is me you're talking about the woman who once 'crotchwalked' an oven out of the 'Sears'.

Steve: Crotchwalking?
Crotchwalking by The Jrr August 6, 2014

Crotcheral vicinity 

The area below the belly button and above the thighs
We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

crotchstache

Lack of manscaping. When a guy's private parts resemble a porn star's mustache from the 70's.
GF 1: "How was your date last night?"

GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"

GF!: EWWWWWWWAH
crotchstache by jazzydiva August 3, 2011

Crotchtastic 

David Bowie was crotchtastic in the Labyrinth!
Crotchtastic by The Cat Lady June 7, 2010

Crotchal Region

Referring to your crotch
Yes please, in or around my crotchal region will do the trick
Crotchal Region by scobb August 17, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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