Critchley 

Is one of the most unpopular names in the world. But yet defines pure awesomness. A person who is called by the name ''Critchley'', has to be so awesome, that none can resist the awesomness, so they have to be their friend. A Critchley usually has a very long penis. Close to 8 inches most of the time.

Wouldn't you love to know a Critchley? I shure would.

Critchley by Telephone Wire November 27, 2010

crotchless chaps 

leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love.

also used for easy access to the toilet.

MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!

Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!

DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!

crotchless chaps by Broaud June 14, 2008

Critchellites 

A slang term for almost leftists. Named for the totalitarian blue aliens on an episode of Samurai Jack who took over a peaceful, developed civilization from a resourceful and kind people and destroyed it with their retarded ways.

They implement mandates and lockdowns. Have you seen the inner cities? The prices of everything? Our toilet that is foreign relations? These Critchellites will destroy the whole world before they give up power.

Critchellites by ToadSlanger December 5, 2021

crotchless 

A term similar to "dickless" in its usage, but more versatile, in that it can be used on both men and women. It implies that the person in question is "smooth in the front", like a Barbie Or Ken doll, and therefore lacking in sexual prowess. Also implies a certain level of uselessness, an inability to experience pleasure of any kind, and an accompanying willingness to spoil the pleasure of others.

"The party was going great until some people started getting naked and crotchless over there called the police. Who the fuck calls the cops on their own party?"

crotchless by The DLivR8R February 2, 2005

crotchless panties 

panties without a crotch

Look at that girls pussy you can see it through her crotchless panties!!!

crotchless panties by Bubba Keen December 10, 2008

Crotchless bikini 

A bikini worn on some beaches and where a woman wants to show what a prime pussy she's got.

Look at Kathy in that crotchless bikini.

Crotchless bikini by Deep blue 2012 September 12, 2009

crotchless pantyhose

A kind of pantyhose a woman wears so she dosen't have to pull then down to get fucked.

Kathy's wearing crotchless pantyhose.

crotchless pantyhose by Deep blue 2012 September 11, 2009