cratchety

acting like a grumpy old guy

What's up with you today Moos, you are acting all cratchety.

cratchety by Sville Spartans August 12, 2008

Crotcheted 

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.

That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.

Crotcheted by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

Ratchety Ann

A girl whose hair (and/or makeup/overall appearance) is a mess

Girl gets her weave wet.
Girl's friend: "Dayum girl! You lookin' like straight up Ratchety Ann right now!"

Ratchety Ann by KingBrandonA June 6, 2015

crotchet 

(crot-SHAY) a large piercing in the genitalia with a crochet hook. Crotch, of course, refers to the area of the genitalia, and a crochet hook is used to turn yarn into fabric. It is similar to a knitting needle but may be larger and will have tortuous hooks on one or both ends.

A local craft shop saw a mysterious rise in the number of crochet hooks sold. All was explained when the craft shop owner visited the local body piercing studio and saw an artisan crotchet the young ladies labia.

crotchet by pornhorn50 January 18, 2010

clatchet

classy + ratchet.

Elegant women who dance to strip club music are "clatchet."

clatchet by LOLingALLDAY December 16, 2012

clatchet

(adj.) someone who is ratchet and classy at the same time.

ex: Allison was so clatchet at Joel's wedding, she was dancing with a bottle of beer.

clatchet by MasterCdiddy August 16, 2014

Crotchity 

A label given to someone who is grumpy or to someone who is in a bad mood.

He sure is crotchity this morning!

Crotchity by Katie April 25, 2005