critchin' 

When you have a long day and you cant quit itching your crotch.

Or when you are chapped between the balls and your legs/ass.

Simply put: Itchy crotch.

When you are critchin' and your only wish is that lotion would fall from the sky.
After a long day of swimming in the ocean it hurts far too bad to walk to your house or hotel. "Man do we have to go to the house? I'm critchin' really bad."
When everybody is wathcing you and you are wiggling to scratch the itch in your nuts. "Dude, make a distraction. I'm critchin'."
When picking your ass just doesn't do the job. "I'm not pickin my ass man, I'm hardcore critchin'."

critchin' by anti critch May 14, 2011

Crotchin it 

The act of grinding on a girl while holding her crotch therefor, your just crotchin it.

Damn, you see Luke over there crotchin it with Jhom?

Crotchin it by poop69face69696 October 14, 2009

Crotchin 

Another term to use when a chick is on her period.

Mike: Hey guess what?
Todd: Huh?
Mike: My sisters crotchin.
Todd: Ew, man thats sick, that means shes gotta raunchy vag.

Crotchin by Poo sickle April 20, 2008

Crutchin' 

Crutchin' is a word used to describe a aching pain in one of your limbs or neck. When you have a unbearable pain or stiffness in those mentioned places.

guy 1: "Dude my leg be crutchin' real bad these days"
girl 1: "Really? My brother Jeremy also has a really bad crutchin' leg, I recommend for you to go book a massage."

guy 1: "Alright, thanks lelisie!"

Crutchin' by whoisthatlizard June 20, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019