critchin'

When you have a long day and you cant quit itching your crotch.

Or when you are chapped between the balls and your legs/ass.

Simply put: Itchy crotch.

When you are critchin' and your only wish is that lotion would fall from the sky.
After a long day of swimming in the ocean it hurts far too bad to walk to your house or hotel. "Man do we have to go to the house? I'm critchin' really bad."
When everybody is wathcing you and you are wiggling to scratch the itch in your nuts. "Dude, make a distraction. I'm critchin'."
When picking your ass just doesn't do the job. "I'm not pickin my ass man, I'm hardcore critchin'."

by anti critch May 14, 2011

Crotchin it

The act of grinding on a girl while holding her crotch therefor, your just crotchin it.

Damn, you see Luke over there crotchin it with Jhom?

by poop69face69696 October 14, 2009

Crotchin

Another term to use when a chick is on her period.

Mike: Hey guess what?
Todd: Huh?
Mike: My sisters crotchin.
Todd: Ew, man thats sick, that means shes gotta raunchy vag.

by Poo sickle April 20, 2008

Crutchin'

Crutchin' is a word used to describe a aching pain in one of your limbs or neck. When you have a unbearable pain or stiffness in those mentioned places.

guy 1: "Dude my leg be crutchin' real bad these days"
girl 1: "Really? My brother Jeremy also has a really bad crutchin' leg, I recommend for you to go book a massage."

guy 1: "Alright, thanks lelisie!"

by whoisthatlizard June 20, 2020