Cratchits 

Slang term for side burns

Woah, nice pair of cratchits!

Cratchits by Mutton chops March 11, 2024

Bob Cratchits

Also known as ‘Cratchits’ for short, refers to a man with very large sideburns. Who often purposely grows them and refuses to shave.

Look at that man over there! He has an amazing pair of Bob Cratchits.

Bob Cratchits by eliotfisherponds March 11, 2024

Crotchity 

A label given to someone who is grumpy or to someone who is in a bad mood.

He sure is crotchity this morning!

Crotchity by Katie April 25, 2005

crotchismo 

1. What men who drive enormous compensation trucks and wear sickening amounts of Old Spice have.

2. The way these men walk.

1. He gave off crazy crotchismo to counteract the effects of his girlish voice.

2. He walked stiffly and with much crotchismo.

crotchismo by The Culture Bandit April 10, 2009

crotchity 

Acting old and bitter, kinda bitchy.

That old crotchity bitch just gave me the finger.

crotchity by Mudd October 12, 2003

critchets 

This is a silly adjective for something being described as nasty or gross.

Kid #1: Look at that bug.
Kid #2: Eww, it's frigging critchets!

critchets by Dana ccc September 5, 2007

crotchital 

The nether-regions; genitals, the crotch; a combination of words creating the super-word to describe the lower region; a genius invention of the coolest dude ever.

Timmy got kicked in the crotchital by Suzy! That must hurt!

crotchital by plasticfuck November 28, 2005