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Slang term for side burns

Woah, nice pair of cratchits!

Cratchits by Mutton chops March 11, 2024

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Bob Cratchits

Also known as ‘Cratchits’ for short, refers to a man with very large sideburns. Who often purposely grows them and refuses to shave.

Look at that man over there! He has an amazing pair of Bob Cratchits.

Bob Cratchits by eliotfisherponds March 11, 2024

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Crotchity

A label given to someone who is grumpy or to someone who is in a bad mood.

He sure is crotchity this morning!

Crotchity by Katie April 25, 2005

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crotchismo

1. What men who drive enormous compensation trucks and wear sickening amounts of Old Spice have.

2. The way these men walk.

1. He gave off crazy crotchismo to counteract the effects of his girlish voice.

2. He walked stiffly and with much crotchismo.

crotchismo by The Culture Bandit April 10, 2009

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crotchity

Acting old and bitter, kinda bitchy.

That old crotchity bitch just gave me the finger.

crotchity by Mudd October 12, 2003

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critchets

This is a silly adjective for something being described as nasty or gross.

Kid #1: Look at that bug.
Kid #2: Eww, it's frigging critchets!

critchets by Dana ccc September 5, 2007

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crotchital

The nether-regions; genitals, the crotch; a combination of words creating the super-word to describe the lower region; a genius invention of the coolest dude ever.

Timmy got kicked in the crotchital by Suzy! That must hurt!

crotchital by plasticfuck November 28, 2005

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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