Cratchiting

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Working on Christmas Eve for soulless corporate jackasses.

"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th!"
- Ebenezer Scrooge

"What are you doing Christmas Eve? Hanging out with your family? Wrapping presents for your kids? Cuddling in front of the fire with your lover?"

"Naaah- they've got me Cratchiting this year"

"Shit- that sucks"

Cratchiting by Menolikie December 24, 2013

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Cratchiting

When your normally laid back co-worker suddenly appears too busy to attend the office holiday party in hopes someone will notice.

“Look at her Cratchiting for the boss. Maybe we should offer her a lump of coal for her stove?”

Cratchiting by snakeplisskent December 12, 2019

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Related Words

Cratchiting • cratching • Catchiing • crotcheting • Crotch Tingles • chat chitting • catch it in the hoop

crotcheting

This is a cross between crochet and and riding a crotch rocket. Just make sure you hit the balls!

Man, you were so awesome at crotcheting yesterday, I still feel the burns.

crotcheting by alksolo August 26, 2005

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cratching

To grab a woman's crotch.

I spent all of last night cratching my girlfriend with my right hand.

cratching by fuckinbatman December 7, 2011

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cratching

Making out without the tongue.

He was seriously cratching me last night!

cratching by Cratchmonkey August 27, 2008

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Catchiing

Combination of 'catch' and 'cha-ching'. Hooks a sale with a resounding 'ka-ching'! Like a crafty sales person casting their net, this term captures lucrative opportunities and reels in prosperity.

Catchiing deals left and right!

Catchiing by RGK2YOU July 26, 2023

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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