Cratchiting

Working on Christmas Eve for soulless corporate jackasses.

"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th!"
- Ebenezer Scrooge

"What are you doing Christmas Eve? Hanging out with your family? Wrapping presents for your kids? Cuddling in front of the fire with your lover?"

"Naaah- they've got me Cratchiting this year"

"Shit- that sucks"

by Menolikie December 24, 2013

Bob Cratchits

Also known as ‘Cratchits’ for short, refers to a man with very large sideburns. Who often purposely grows them and refuses to shave.

Look at that man over there! He has an amazing pair of Bob Cratchits.

by eliotfisherponds March 11, 2024

mrs cratchit crawford

A sweet, kind, caring person, who even if they are a little bit bossy, will stick with you through thick and thin. They are a leader but so loving.

ide love to have a mrs cratchit crawford as a freind

by dxismxe May 2, 2019

bob cratchit

A woman’s crotch. Crotch, cratch, cratchit, bob cratchit

Girl #1: “Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”

by Dudemaaan December 26, 2018

Cratchits

Slang term for side burns

Woah, nice pair of cratchits!

by Mutton chops March 11, 2024

Friendo Cratchit

A brown accountant who is forced to work christmas day when the office is closed

My boss pulled a Friendo Cratchit on me

by Superhoop May 19, 2018

Cratchiting

When your normally laid back co-worker suddenly appears too busy to attend the office holiday party in hopes someone will notice.

“Look at her Cratchiting for the boss. Maybe we should offer her a lump of coal for her stove?”

by snakeplisskent December 12, 2019