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Cratchiting 

Working on Christmas Eve for soulless corporate jackasses.

"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th!"
- Ebenezer Scrooge
"What are you doing Christmas Eve? Hanging out with your family? Wrapping presents for your kids? Cuddling in front of the fire with your lover?"

"Naaah- they've got me Cratchiting this year"

"Shit- that sucks"
Cratchiting by Menolikie December 24, 2013
Words you can keep

Cratchiting 

When your normally laid back co-worker suddenly appears too busy to attend the office holiday party in hopes someone will notice.
“Look at her Cratchiting for the boss. Maybe we should offer her a lump of coal for her stove?”
Cratchiting by snakeplisskent December 12, 2019

crotcheting 

This is a cross between crochet and and riding a crotch rocket. Just make sure you hit the balls!
Man, you were so awesome at crotcheting yesterday, I still feel the burns.
crotcheting by alksolo August 26, 2005

cratching 

I spent all of last night cratching my girlfriend with my right hand.
cratching by fuckinbatman December 7, 2011

cratching 

He was seriously cratching me last night!
cratching by Cratchmonkey August 27, 2008

Catchiing 

Combination of 'catch' and 'cha-ching'. Hooks a sale with a resounding 'ka-ching'! Like a crafty sales person casting their net, this term captures lucrative opportunities and reels in prosperity.
Catchiing by RGK2YOU July 26, 2023
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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