Cratchiting

Working on Christmas Eve for soulless corporate jackasses.

"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th!"
- Ebenezer Scrooge

"What are you doing Christmas Eve? Hanging out with your family? Wrapping presents for your kids? Cuddling in front of the fire with your lover?"

"Naaah- they've got me Cratchiting this year"

"Shit- that sucks"

by Menolikie December 24, 2013

Cratchiting

When your normally laid back co-worker suddenly appears too busy to attend the office holiday party in hopes someone will notice.

“Look at her Cratchiting for the boss. Maybe we should offer her a lump of coal for her stove?”

by snakeplisskent December 12, 2019

crotcheting

This is a cross between crochet and and riding a crotch rocket. Just make sure you hit the balls!

Man, you were so awesome at crotcheting yesterday, I still feel the burns.

by alksolo August 26, 2005

cratching

To grab a woman's crotch.

I spent all of last night cratching my girlfriend with my right hand.

by fuckinbatman December 7, 2011

cratching

Making out without the tongue.

He was seriously cratching me last night!

by Cratchmonkey August 27, 2008

Catchiing

Combination of 'catch' and 'cha-ching'. Hooks a sale with a resounding 'ka-ching'! Like a crafty sales person casting their net, this term captures lucrative opportunities and reels in prosperity.

Catchiing deals left and right!

by RGK2YOU July 26, 2023