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The latin mom that has a warm loving side and a loco side. She makes the bomb ass arroz con habichuela, and she just makes everybody feel like they are loved. But you better not screw her over, because she will bring you hell with the quickness.
I better wash these dishes before my Puerto Rican mom beats my blackass with la chancla.
by Angelo._julian September 11, 2019

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The latin mom that has a warm loving side and a loco side. She makes the bomb ass arroz con habichuela, and she just makes everybody feel like they are loved. But you better not screw her over, because she will bring you hell with the quickness.
I better wash these dishes before my Puerto Rican mom beats my blackass with la chancla.
by Angelo._julian September 11, 2019

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Critchity is when you smoked a lot of weed, too much weed, or when you're just really high.
Shit damn, I just smoked a whole 1/8 of jet fuel by myself , now I feel all Critchity 'N' shit!
by Angelo._julian February 24, 2021

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