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An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.
Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!
by Dew-Driver June 19, 2005
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One of the worst grocery stores out there. There are many things wrong with this store, such as the shitty managers (Tom, Bill), the air conditioner being broken (for about three years now), the roof leaking, and the crotchety old people that shop there.
Man, don't shop at Thriftway, not only is it a horrible store, a Ferguson works there!
by Dew-Driver June 19, 2005
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