Crapis

When a road is in a slippery condition

“This road is very crapis”

by cdawg222222222 February 28, 2019

Scoville craps

When your anus has a hangover from eating something very spicy that you aren't used to (especially something high on the scoville scale). You get spicy butt. The butt and rectum feels spicy. You may also get cap cramps.

I tried 10 habanero peppers and I had the scoville craps.

by HawaiianPunch1 February 1, 2022

Clapistan

another word for america used to denote the national tendency to clap at everything like fireworks, laughing, etc

nothing quite like celebrating the 4th of july in clapistan

by nokocode April 21, 2013

crapier

/crap-pee-AY/
An upper-class term for "crapper", or bathroom. Supposedly French in origin, but most likely made up in order to sound sophisticated.

Any woman would love to have that vase adorn her crapier.

by Frungy March 31, 2008

Craplist

The unbearable (unpleasant, distasteful, or painful as to be intolerable) daily To Do list of chores of soccer moms.

How ya doin´mom?
Like shit! And I am only have way through my today´s Craplist.

by rperazag May 6, 2010

capistry

(noun) the artistry of lying or telling a lie (capping or talking cap)

Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."

by realandre November 5, 2021

crapids

An affectionate term for Cedar Rapids, Iowa

I live in Crapids home of Quaker Oats

by rose of tralee February 16, 2010