The greatest food of all time.
Sometimes people will ask you for your oats but you will not give it to them.
Brother, may I have some oats, I am starving.

Sorry, but there are not enough rations for sharing
by öat January 17, 2017
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Oats usually refers to the member of a group of friends that is generally made fun of most; although he often deserves it. It is not uncommon for an Oats to make a fool of himself often without intending to. He declines when asked to participate in fun activities, and is therefore commonly rejected by society.
Alex is such an Oats sometimes.

Don't be such an Oats.

Oats, nobody likes you. Get the hell out of here.
by K Brogs February 09, 2011
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An ounce of any form of marijuana.
Do you think you could tick me a couple oats?
by GreenCliffsOfDover December 27, 2010
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A grain eaten by horses in Emglamd and are preferred by men in Scotland.
That guy went out to buy some Oats for his Horses
by Sshacck June 10, 2017
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Word meaning, "dumb ass mother fucker" and the word is also often oriented with theft of private property, from one's close friends.
Oats just robbed me blind!
by saj01 August 11, 2008
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Oof after traumatic event disorder”
When you go through a traumatic event and upon hearing of this, your friend(s) simply reply with “oof
Person 1: I watched my friend get shot.
Person 2: Oof
Person 1: I have oated
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A reward or tribute given to a male after he has had sex with a woman.
In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don’t care - they’re your oats.

I just earned my oats today!
by robotHouse February 12, 2008
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